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DesertLotus visits Nani

  Author:  22721  Category:(Fiction) Created:(3/1/2016 9:05:00 PM)
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Nani gulped.

DesertLotus had come for a visit, bringing two bags of Ghirardelli dark chocolate.

However, DesertLotus and dark chocolate was about as safe as giving an arsonist a box of matches.

But Nani knew that DesertLotus meant well. And it was just dark chocolate. Just how bad could it get?

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In less than 10 minutes, DesertLotus had eaten an entire bag of dark chocolate; and now seem to be convinced that she was Speedy Gonzales.

"ˇÁndale! ˇÁndale! ˇArriba! ˇArriba! ˇEpa! ˇEpa! ˇEpa! Yeehaw!" the USMER yelled, as she ran upon and down the hall yet again.

That was when she noticed the way DesertLotus look at a blond doctor.

"Wanna come to me casa for enchiladas or tacos?" DesertLotus asked.

The doctor didn't even bother looking over.

"Maybe you should just head home, you've gotta be tired" Nani smiled, hoping DesertLotus would leave before she was kicked out.

"I am Zorro, I want my horse" DesertLotus nodded.

"It's outside" Nani said, pointing to an open window. Luckily, DesertLotus jumped out.

Tired, Nani yawned as she went to sleep for the night. In the distance DesertLotus howled.

The End

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Date: 3/1/2016 11:00:00 PM  From Authorid: 52489    LOL! This was a very funny post. More!  
Date: 3/2/2016 12:57:00 AM  From Authorid: 42945    Hahahahaha I thought this was funny DL and nice too...  
Date: 3/2/2016 3:17:00 PM  From Authorid: 998    Oh my gosh, I hope Nani can pop in to see this. It will give her such an ear-to-ear smile, that I'm sure she really needs right now!!!   
Date: 3/2/2016 4:56:00 PM  From Authorid: 31531    LOL!!! you funny lady.Thanks for posting.   
Date: 3/2/2016 5:26:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 22721    Thanks everyone, hope Nani likes it.  
Date: 3/7/2016 3:58:00 PM  From Authorid: 5061    You ate all of Nani chocolate,exs'plain yourself lucy.  
Date: 3/7/2016 6:11:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 22721    "¡Ándale! ¡Ándale! ¡Arriba! ¡Arriba! ¡Epa! ¡Epa! ¡Epa! Yeehaw!"  

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