Hello USM, it's a beautiful day and I heard these jokes on a podcast by Matt Bearden at KLBJ FM.
We are here to talk about the important things that are going on in our lives, and that is - Celebrities.
Yesterday was of course National Wine Day, congratulations on your big day Kayne...
The Pope says Donald Trump isn't Christian, of course I don't agree. Christians help out the poor and the unfortunate, and look at all the people Trump has helped out on the celebrity apprentice.
Donald Trump says it's disgraceful for Pope Franics to question his faith, he also added in that Francis is low energy and the weakest Pope he has ever seen. But he loves those walls around the Vatican City.
Bernie Sanders has caught up Hillary Clinton in Nevada but don't feel bad for Hillary. It's been a long time since she had a man this close to her.
Kraft parmesean cheese is 4 percent wood, my wife is 100% won't.
Let's get to Birthdays folks, this week Dr. Dre turned 51 years old, he's in NWA and he talked about murdering police. And here's an interesting fact, he stabbed one less person than Dr. Ben Carson.
ABC has appointed the first black woman ever to run a broadcast network, so congratulations Wayne Brady.
