Mabel got quite nervous after the oven seemed to rock n roll and make quite a racket
Joe dismissed it as the turkey's juices flowing
the oven was left on overnight as the turkey cooked and popped and crackled
Joe and Mabel's kin arrived the next afternoon everything was set the table and centerpiece
dinner rolls cranberry sauce pumpkin pie apple sauce
the works
Joe bragged about the giant turkey to anyone in earshot
while everyone gathered around the dining table Joe opened up the oven door and make a mild gasp
uh uh
it seems cooked Joe pulled the giant turkey out
grasping for his carving knife
suddenly there was a communal gasp
the carving knife seemed to plunge into Joe and split him in two blood splattering on Mabel and their guests
a large brown crispy wing of the turkey wielded the knife like a Ginsu salesman
it seemed to stand up
and flail around the room
carving everyone up
screams were heard for miles
blood and gravy and utter gore filled the room
when the police arrived
many vomited their Thanksgiving dinners up
it was labeled the Thanksgiving turkey massacre
fifteen people spliced and diced
whew
HAPPY Thanksgiving
Jughead67
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