Once upon a time, there was powerful but kind vampire, who protected a village within a magical forest. Because she slept so peacefully and was so kind and beautiful, the villages had come to call her Sleeping Beauty. And sadly, she did need to eat, but the villagers simply handed over all the criminals for her to dine on. As a result, the crime rate was very low.
Now, one day, a king came to the village thinking the vampire was a threat. But he was quite surprised when the villagers spoke well of the Sleeping Beauty. In fact, many accused him of being prejudice. After all, just because Sleeping Beauty was a vampire, it didn’t make her evil. Curious, he went to the ruins and up a tower. Soon, he saw the coffin.
But that was when the sun when down, and he stared as the coffin lid was pushed aside. He stared as the Sleeping Beauty sat up. “Yeah?” the blond asked, suspicious on the man in her room.
“So you are a vampire…nice coffin.”
”Can you think of better way to be protected from the sun? And what are you doing in here? This happens to be my home.”
“Um, I need some help actually. Everyone within my kingdom was turned into a hamster. And the only way to turn them back to normal is to kill the witch who cursed my kingdom.”
“So you think that just because I’m a vampire, I’d know how to kill a witch ?”
“Um….you don’t know?"
“I didn’t say that. But I don’t really know.”
“But you’re a vampire! Don’t you know all about other kinds of….”
“Oh, so just because I’m a vampire, I’m just supposed to know all about witches and how to kill them?”
“Well, you do drink blood…”
“I have dietary restrictions okay?! That’s like saying just because you’re a prince, you should know how to kill a dragon!”
“Okay, fair enough” the Prince sighed.
“Look, I am getting tired of drinking blood…I’ll help you kill the witch, you help me become human.” “Deal!” the Prince nodded.
So Sleeping Beauty and the Prince went to the village’s local library. It took some time, but they finally found some lore on how to kill a witch.
“Water? How are they supposed to clean up, or stay hydrated?” the prince asked.”
“Plus, she’s got to smell pretty bad. Even I need to bathe. Now water…doesn’t say what we do. Any idea how to get me to become human?”
“Nope….”
That was when the witch appeared nearby.
“Trying to save your kingdom?” the witch taunted.
The vampire smiled.
“I challenge you to a “yo mamma” contest. If you lose, you have to go to the bathroom!”
The witch hissed with rage.
“And if I win?”
“I’ll go into the sun!” Sleeping Beauty glared.
The witch cackled.
“I cursed you…well over a hundred years ago!”
“So if you die, I become human…” Sleeping Beauty muttered.
“And I save my kingdom” the Prince smiled.
“Well duh!” the witch scoffed.
Insults that were not rated G went back and forth. But the witch began to show signs of weakness.
“Stupid old bladder. You may live longer, but that doesn’t make life easier if your bladder get weak!”
Looking over, the witch glared.
“Don't think you’ve won by distracting me…”
That was when the witch ran of With Sleeping Beauty following her.
As soon as she gave the witch a swirly, the witch knew she had been defeated.
“I’m melting! Oh what a world…”
“Sucks to be you” the Sleeping Beauty sighed.
That was when the witch went down the pipes, literally.
Gasping the princess gasped as sunlight came in from the windows.
“I’m human....”
Sleeping Beauty and her prince were married, and lived happily ever after. But the women’s bathroom in the library, soon had a reputation of being haunted. The EndYou can join Unsolved Mysteries and post your own mysteries or
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