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I was too relaxed...and eveyone could hear it

  Author:  22721  Category:(Embarrassing) Created:(9/28/2015 12:32:00 PM)
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So I'm totally relaxed and enjoying my reflexology, when I felt the need to release some pressure.

The only sound in the room is the music. So if I give in, everyone will know it's me. And it doesn't help that that my therapist is working very close to the inferno.

I try to act calm, but my reflexology is so nice....

Then, two seconds after the guy's hands are gone, it flew, like bird free from the cage. And the noise make it obvious how relaxed I am. And I just happen to be the only female in the room.

It's not that loud, but it's obvious I was my own instrument.

However before the session ends, every other client imitates me. And I'm usually not a trendsetter. But at least mine wasn't the loudest. That goes to the gentlemen who was snoring nearby.

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Date: 9/28/2015 6:32:00 PM  From Authorid: 62927    I'm so jealous...   
Date: 9/28/2015 7:41:00 PM  From Authorid: 40979    Don't be embarrassed...one time I ripped one and forgot my co worker was working at the next table over, hanging clothes LOLOL  
Date: 9/28/2015 9:15:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 22721    Yeah, butt burps happen.  
Date: 9/29/2015 5:00:00 PM  From Authorid: 40979    Butt burps   
Date: 10/27/2015 11:07:00 AM  From Authorid: 24673    Get use to it, when you get old and you cough, laugh, sneeze it all comes with (as Erin said) butt burps! I call the sneezes "snarts", it's just so frustrating because they sneak up on you!!!!! The guys were probably happy it happened to you since you were the only female in the class because that gave them the chance to do what they were holding back. Fun post!  

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