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Date: 8/27/2015 6:32:00 PM
From Authorid: 64365
Good gosh! Adora has been out of control since I rescued her from the dungeons of that Nunnery. Shoot, nobody knew she was there cause she was so busy being scared she could only squeak rather than scream. She ate 4 Whoppers and a Jumbo Jack all in one sitting when I went to get her something to eat.  |
Date: 8/27/2015 7:14:00 PM
From Authorid: 22721
This person is my younger twin sister.  |
Date: 8/27/2015 11:51:00 PM
From Authorid: 998
Desert Lotus secretly is a great artist. She paints on velvet and her subject matter is always whales, dolphins and sea creatures large and small frolicking in the vast ocean waters. Her paintings hang in the Louvre, Vatican and White House. Watch for her artworks to come up for sale. She is very famous and her works are highly collectible.   |
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Date: 8/27/2015 11:58:00 PM ( Admin-2 )
I love love love this game. We should play it more often !!! So for the 'truth' about Ginger .. she has no alter ego, so I can't be her ... really  I sneak around and spy on Ginger and she swims in the USM Pool wearing nothing but inflated balloons. She is quite a sight, I'll tell ya. She also hides Hey Larry's and White Roses deck chairs. She loves to tease people. Now please don't tell her that I tattled on her  |
Date: 8/28/2015 3:46:00 AM
From Authorid: 42945
Ginger is my young sister who with hubby George is on holidays with Ted and I over here in Australia...don't think she likes the beaches over here though....  |
Date: 8/28/2015 5:08:00 AM
From Authorid: 63041
Zema isn't really in Australia. She snuck off to America when George and Ginger arrived because she wanted to steal Ginger's swimming balloons and use the USM pool all by herself. Rumor has it that she accidently 'popped' a few of the balloons and has been seen swimming only on her back!   |
Date: 8/28/2015 7:08:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 64819
Me and Alexis go way back. I mean WAAAAAAAAAY back. We were saloon girls in a past life "entertaining" all the cowboys in the west.She would put on the greatest shows. She always got out of her "saloon girl duties" by getting the cowboys plastered before they went to her room, and she'd let them pass out on her bed. When they'd wake up the next morning she'd charge them telling them they were the greatest and hardly got any sleep. Most were too ashamed to admit they didn't remember and pay her anyway.  |
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Date: 8/28/2015 9:31:00 AM
From Authorid: 64365
...and, now y'all know why Adora was confined to the dungeons of the Nunnery...she was in hiding for being such a bad influence on Silver-Alexis, teaching her all those ways to cheat the guys...shoot...I'd go into hiding, too, if I had a lynch mob after me. I'm just grateful I was able to rescue her from that Dungeon...she'd been wanderin' those tunnels for days. |
Date: 8/28/2015 1:24:00 PM
From Authorid: 62927
Nani hugs people To get at their balloons. |
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Date: 8/28/2015 1:57:00 PM
From Authorid: 64365
ROFLMBO!!! |
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Date: 8/28/2015 2:02:00 PM
From Authorid: 64365
Celtic River painted all the neon graffiti on the USM walls, then she started an investigation into the situation to take the heat off of herself. |
Date: 8/28/2015 5:19:00 PM
From Authorid: 54570
Nani's ultimate dream job is to be a door greeter at a Walmart express!!  |
Date: 8/28/2015 5:24:00 PM
From Authorid: 64365
ROFLMBO! And, Smoknjoe is already the Head Greeter there, so that's why he's tryin' to talk me into it.  |
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Date: 8/28/2015 7:40:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 64819
I guess everyone wants to know how Nani found me in the Nunnery. You see Nani used to be a Nun there. Everything was going great until she discovered USM. The Mother Superior didn't like Nani being on USM no siree Bob. Nani started taking her contraband deep into the basement where the dungeons were there wasn't anybody to spy upon her new taboo addiction. That is when and how she found me. Seeing me scared and forgotten down there Nani decided the convent wasn't her true calling, USM was. |
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Date: 8/28/2015 7:53:00 PM
From Authorid: 64365
Adora kind of exxagerates...she forgot the part where I had taken up pole dancing. Heck...I taught her the tricks of THAT trade. Only...people don't pay so much to watch a Nun swing the poles, so I never made much money at it...I mean ya gotta have a g-string for those dollar bills, right? Anyway, Adora was so grateful when I took her to get something to eat that she promised to do my pedicures and manicures for the rest of her natural life...I mean...if it can be called natural, at all. Adora is so much older than me, it's hard to believe I had to take her by the hand and lead her down the right path to freedom. |
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Date: 8/29/2015 7:34:00 AM
From Authorid: 22721
Nani is part of "Hey Nunni Nunni", and sings about sin and constipation. Here is the proof. http://www.heynunnienunnie.biz/photos.html |
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Date: 8/29/2015 7:40:00 AM
From Authorid: 64365
ROFLMBO! Hey! Those pics were supposed to have been destroyed long ago. Desert Lotus, you said you didn't have copies of the pics when you extorted the millions of dollars and tons of Gummy Bears! I want my Gummy Bears back!!! |
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Date: 8/29/2015 10:08:00 AM
From Authorid: 22721
*gulp* What gummy bears? |
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Date: 8/29/2015 12:16:00 PM
From Authorid: 64365
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! You didn't eat them allllllll did you????? |
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Date: 8/29/2015 12:40:00 PM
From Authorid: 22721
*BBBBBBBBUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPP* |
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Date: 8/29/2015 12:45:00 PM
From Authorid: 22721
Um, Sorry Zema. I think I scared away all the kangaroos and made the dingos howl. |
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Date: 8/30/2015 7:15:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 64819
Desert Lotus is a con artist that has been scamming people for years. I should know, she has swindled me out of millions for the promise of a brain washed Brad Pitt who is desperately in love with me. |
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Date: 8/31/2015 12:38:00 PM
From Authorid: 22721
Adora secretly dresses up her chicken in Stars Wars costumes, and forces then to do all the episodes for her amusement. |
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Date: 8/31/2015 4:07:00 PM
From Authorid: 998
Desert Lotus is cowering in a corner because she caused Zema to go partially deaf due to all the howling of the dingos. She will get you for that 'my pretty' ... ha ha ha ... *gives the best evil witch cackle* |
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Date: 8/31/2015 5:40:00 PM
From Authorid: 22721
Ginger is having her flying monkeys sell timeshares. |
Date: 9/1/2015 10:53:00 PM
From Authorid: 54444
I bought some of Ginger's timeshares from Desert Lotus and they were inflatable fakes filled with helium. The room shaped timeshares popped when you tried to insert the key and flew away with the sound of a wet expulsion of intestinal gas. Lost my rent money and my room at the speed of sound.  |
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Date: 9/1/2015 11:48:00 PM
From Authorid: 64365
ManOfAsgard made up all the stuff about the Helium filled timeshares (even though Desert Lotus was selling fake timeshares and pretending they were Ginger's) because he was upset that Ginger and Zema blacklisted him from swimming in the USM pool wearing nothing but inflated balloons. She said he had to wear goggles and floogles with them, and he didn't think that was fair. |
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Date: 9/2/2015 1:19:00 AM
From Authorid: 998
Nani is actually covered in furry stuff due to the Peeves revolting and trying to consume her. She put up an awesome battle and now there may never be another Peeve created in the studio of Ms. Nani. By the way, want to buy a time share Nani. The property is actually inside the balloons. It's a concept that hasn't quite caught on completely .. but I'm trying. I think the laughing gas balloons will really sell well though ... |
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Date: 9/2/2015 6:30:00 AM
From Authorid: 64365
I want to invest in your 'Happy Balloon' venture, Ginger. The Peeves fell under the influence of Thoragilewi, a Moogie from the distant Steampunk planet, Mooglewampia...My daughter tamed Thoragilewi, and I captured one to tame for future rehoming in a future contest. I may even crossbreed a Peeve with the Steampunker, and see what happens. Who knows? I might be successful. In the meantime, Ginger, please invest in more Nitrous Oxide...and I'll give USM all of my business. |
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