Hi, my name is Molly Ringwald. You may remember me from such 80's classic movies as Pretty in Pink and Sixteen Candles. I haven't been in many films of late, but I have had some exciting experiences other than those I had all those years ago. In particular I am referring to the onset of certain energy-beings in the frolicking encumbrance of my own ginger headed brain, which have called themselves "The Serenimi".
Now, interestingly, these Serenimi are made up of atoms that can move six times faster than the speed of light, without even trying. If they did try, then the speed would reach a million miles an hour at least. But where,I hear you ask, did they come from? Where are they going? What are their intentions? Well listen closely, because you're about to find out. The first thing you need to know about the Serene ones is that there are eight billion of them, and I personally am possessed by one of them. But they have alternating personalities and can affect one another in an instant. They bring their possession down the ages from the mystical goodness of the birth of creation, which everyone knows was five thousand years ago. Now don't get me wrong, I'm not the only girl to have come into being possessed by their infinite power. Emilio Estevez has also got them.
The other thing about the serenimi is that they are well boring. It is therefore with respect that will shut the heck up. You can join Unsolved Mysteries and post your own mysteries or
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