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Girl announces she needs a G string over dinner

  Author:  22721  Category:(Embarrassing) Created:(12/27/2013 11:53:00 AM)
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Mom and I were at dinner. During our meal, a nearby kid announced "I need a G string..."

The nearby table suddenly went quiet. Some stared at her as if she had announced she had the managed to mirage the DNA of a human with a hamster.

"...for my violin" kid said, looking confused.

"She dosen't know what she just said" one guy muttered.

From the mouths of babes. I'm sure her parents are dreading explaining what she said. But I'm sure they will just say that the dinner table isn't the time to announce you need replacement string. Especially certain kinds of string that are called the same thing as a skimpy piece of underwear.

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Date: 1/3/2014 6:45:00 AM  From Authorid: 23075    I'm lost too, no idea what you are referring too  
Date: 1/3/2014 7:40:00 AM  From Authorid: 64365    It's the name of the string she needed for her violin  
Date: 1/3/2014 7:41:00 AM  From Authorid: 64365    LOL...this is pretty funny! Anyone not knowing what she is referring to would be automatically thinking 'undergarments'. Thank you for sharing. <3  
Date: 1/3/2014 8:23:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 22721    Wasen't sure if it would be g rated, but the kid said she needed a string, for her violin. But it's also the same name as some skimpy underwear  
Date: 1/3/2014 8:27:00 AM  From Authorid: 66331    lol I get it!!!! hehehe Took me a few seconds but I totally got it   
Date: 1/3/2014 10:28:00 AM  From Authorid: 64365    "Thong" was in use long before it became the name of an undergarment, so no problems there.  
Date: 1/3/2014 12:30:00 PM  From Authorid: 42945    Yes Nani I would have known what a G string was but in saying underwear it didn't make sense to me. LOL we call flip flops, thongs over here in Australia and the underwear G strings lol...  
Date: 1/3/2014 1:13:00 PM  From Authorid: 64365    Zema, thongs is what we called flip flops when I was a kid, and the tonga type thongs were dancer's costumes rather than underwear and a bathing suit you might see on the French Riveria and in places like that...and 'specialty' underwear...and that's what we called g-strings. LOL. Plus, we called the strings on violins and pianos and guitars by their appropriate names. When the statement was made in the above post that it was needed for her violin I knew what she was referring to, then. For those who didn't catch the reference to the violin I can say it was pretty confusing, and that's why I explained. HUGS
  
Date: 1/3/2014 2:05:00 PM  From Authorid: 42945      
Date: 1/6/2014 12:13:00 AM  From Authorid: 63121    LOL!!! Oh my goodness! Bwahahaha!  
Date: 1/6/2014 12:58:00 AM  From Authorid: 63962    hahaaaaa!!!! so funny!!!!   
Date: 1/6/2014 1:02:00 AM  From Authorid: 63962    Back in the day (only in the 1980's!) I called what we now call "flip-flops", thongs! That's what my mom called them and so that's what *I* called them. I said it several times without thinking around my friend's teenage daughter (she's 21 almost but was a teen then) and she laughed at me every time! And evvvvvery time I had to re-explain that I said it without thinking because that's what I they were called when I was a kid. :\ LOL It always wows me how terms and things have changed since just 20-25 years ago. Kids these days are in a completely different age, time, and world and know things totally different that those of us older do.... Makes me feel old. lol  
Date: 1/27/2014 11:42:00 AM  From Authorid: 46659    Oh my god LOL!!!!  

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