Okay, my mom is a bit obsessed with how clean I am with all my crevices. And she loves the Cottenelle wet wipes. And she insists I should use them. Let's just say when that happens, I shake my head and hum the old Batman TV theme. But I replace "Barman" with "butt wipes"'. Anyway, we were at a Big Lots, where she insed I needed wet wipes. I said that I give her the wet wipes she would give me. She responded with "Try having a clean butt crack sometime!" Only she didn't use the word crack. She used a word that sounds like mole. And the store was as silent as a tomb. And those who were nearby stared at us, even the ones who couldn't speak English. I just casually shrugged, and acted like I was using my cell to send an email. And my mom was clearly embarrassed. But so was I.
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