Drunken Driver/Never Arriver

Well. once upon a time. about two years ago, there was a pretty young girl named catherine whom just turned 17. she had the biggest bluest eyes, sweet pouty lips, and the longest blonde hair at school. (infact they called her) "BARBIE"

she was invited to a party by her older classmates because she was very stunning to behold.

anyways, she lied to her parents and said she was going to visit her friend who was sick. she just got her own car, and her parents were going out that same night to a fund raising meeting. they begged of her to be careful.

when she arrived at the party, every head turned in sweet delight as Catherine came into view. as the party went on she was coaxed into several heavy beers and shots of vodka. something she was not used to and tried to avoid. but the peer pressure got her and she began the drinks. at first it was "just" a beer. she met a boy there who kept the drinks coming. soon she felt the awkwardness of intoxiacation creeping up. she wanted to leave, as she told her parents that she would be home by 10...next thing she knew it was 11 O'clock and she could barely see the door. " I gotta go" she whisked out in her breath.

The guy she was with pleaded to drive her home as she was to drunk to drive. she refused, all the way to her car. on her drive home she was beyond herself... "OMG! I am seeing double! what am I doing?" she thought as she neared her house. she was nodding and swaying her head as she drove. "I hope my parents are still out" she wandered out-loud. suddenly she felt the brand new ford she was driving bump and swerve abdruptly. she must have blacked out a bit, but she now was in glee as she saw her familiar driveway.

she made the shakey car in through the garage, and staggered out of the car. she tried her best to tip-toe into the house, as to not let her parents know that she had been drinking. she made it upstairs and passed out asleep on her bed. a few hours later she was awaken by violent sounds of pounding and unearthly screams coming from the garage.

she made her way down, more alert this time from her earlier drunken state. as she entered the darkened garage she could her the whimpers of a man. she looked further, and there on the front bumper was a disfigured man painfully reaching out asking her why?

her senses came back to her.......OMG........."I hit you on the road"...next you could hear her parents driving up as the man on the front grill of her car pulled himself off.........."GrHgRRa" he slobbed out from his broken teeth. when the parents came in they saw the daughter on the front of her car with glass in her eyes and the steering wheel grostequley mounted on what was left of her head. as they came closer the man jumped out with battery cable hooked to the car. he shocked them with the volts as he watched them die!

no one knows what happened to the hapless man who was hit that strange night. except for...wait, "IS THAT HIM IN YOUR GARAGE?"