A blonde is speeding and gets pulled over by the cops. The officer approaches her car and says.
"Ma'am, You were going way too fast back there. I'm going to need to see your drivers license please"
She blankly replies " What's my driver's license...?"
He tells her " It should be in your purse, Ma'am. It's a little square thing that has your picture on it."
So she digs around in her purse, finds a small make-up mirror, and seeing her 'picture', hands it to the cop and asks " Is this it?"
He looks at it, hands it back and says
"Oh, I'm sorry. If I knew you were a cop I never would have pulled you over" You can join Unsolved Mysteries and post your own mysteries or
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