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Passing Gas

  Author:  64819  Category:(Discussion) Created:(6/21/2013 10:56:00 AM)
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Well, my brother had surgery Tuesday to reverse his colostomy, so far so good. His only problem right now is that he hasn't passed gas...... The docs won't let him eat any thing (not even chicken broth) til he passes some, as it is the only way to ensure everthing is hooked up right. They can't take the chance of him eating, and well fecal matter seeping into his system, that would cause him to go septic. Never thought I'd be praying so someone to fart :l I have my niece over this weekend. I am gonna teach her to make jam today. Her dad lives my homemade jams, so I will teach her to do it. I never would have thought that making that stuff would have such a feeling of accomplishment. I want her to feel that too. And I owe it all to SmokhJoe's mom for teaching me. Well, keep my brother in your thought, and positive thoughts about him passing gas, and that I teach my niece right.

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Date: 6/21/2013 2:42:00 PM  From Authorid: 64365    Passing gas is healthy...no one should hold it in, willingly or otherwise. It's bad for the intestinal fortitude to do so. I'm glad he's doing better. And, YAY! He broke wind!!!  
Date: 6/21/2013 2:44:00 PM  From Authorid: 64365    ...not to say that he was deliberately holding it...also, some people should wear a sign that says 'Gas Masks encouraged.' One day there will be away to harnass that form of energy for our vehicles, or maybe to power windmills for electricity.  
Date: 6/21/2013 4:59:00 PM  From Authorid: 54570    got a few cans of beans here. Goin healthy myself!!  
Date: 6/21/2013 5:07:00 PM  From Authorid: 64365    Adora...quick...make the sign!  
Date: 6/21/2013 5:15:00 PM  From Authorid: 64365    There's gonna be a symphony tonight  
Date: 6/21/2013 6:11:00 PM  From Authorid: 46486    I agree with Nani, passing gas is healthy. Keep us posted.. hope he gets better soon. I'd go crazy with out food, lol.  
Date: 6/21/2013 6:25:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 64819    He did finally pass gas, and he was able to eat. He has no food restrictions either, within reason, obviously he doesn't need to go to the jalapeno patch.
The doc says he sould be going home tomorrow.
  
Date: 6/21/2013 6:28:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 64819    *starts making a sign*
I think he wants to relax in his redneck jacuzzi.
  
Date: 6/21/2013 6:28:00 PM  From Authorid: 42945    I'm so glad that he was able to pass gas and he will feel a lot better for doing so   
Date: 6/21/2013 7:10:00 PM  From Authorid: 64365    Redneck jacuzzi....is that the one where he provides the bubbles...and sound effects?  
Date: 6/22/2013 4:00:00 AM  From Authorid: 66533    Aw, he will now be able to recover well because passing gas is a sign of a healthy digestive system

Congrats!!
  
Date: 6/22/2013 7:30:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 64819    You got it Nani.  
Date: 6/24/2013 11:55:00 PM  From Authorid: 28848    Passing gas and making homemade jam, just seem to go hand in hand.   

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