Jim Bob was looking at his prized, frozen bigfoot. He remembered watching the Tv show "in search of " with learnord nimoy, good old spock.Every show was about lost civilizations and ufo's, all that mysterious stuff.This frozen bigfoot,was his last grasp at childhood and wonder.There was no turning back time, but with his carnival freakshow piece, maybe he could, just for a little while.
Jim Bob never told Johnny lee, but he liked Elvis 's version of blue moon.He would pop in a battered tape cassette, and pop it in his old retro, boombox. /blue ...mooon...I ...saw.... you ...standing ....alone....without a.... Jim bob would tear up sometimes, it got to him.
Wahhh!!!... Jim Bob thought he saw the frozen bigfoot, open its eyes. He peered into the freezer, at the frozen bigfoot. He tapped at the ice, above the creatures head. Tap.Tap.Tap.Tap.........nothing.
Jim Bob went back upstairs and grabbed a cold beer.He might be off meat, but not a good brew. He cracked the cold beer open. The phone rang. It was Johnny lee. "Hows your girlfriend doing? ....Johnny lee cackled.... "It ain't my girlfriend, you wayne Newton loving, bannana brains "Daddy? ... are ... you ... going to pour the tea?.....
Arhh.What's that, you playing, miss tea pot, Jim Bob roared..... "I'll be there in a minute....honey ....uh.....ok...you...got....me..Jim Bob lightly spoke. "It's ok.Your a daddy, not a lonely, divorced, over the hill, burnt out country boy" "I asked the wife about, maybe setting you up,but she has no single friends,sorry"Johnny lee replied.
"Its ok.I ain't in or on the market, right now, I'm just chilling with my frozen bigfoot" "What do you mean, you chilin with it?you didn't crack it out of the ice, did you?"... Johnny lee inquired. "Ha.no I ain't done that yet, but I might, its got me curious"Jim Bob laughed. "I would leave it be,that thing stinks to high heaven"Johnny lee replied.
"Hey...you wanna go to the breakfast shack tomorrow, around 8am?"... Johnny lee asked. "I guess, I can fit that into my rolodex, appointment book"Jim Bob replied. Say goodnight to your furry, smelly, companion for me"Johnny lee said. "I will, and I'll give him a big kiss, from you.....arrhhhhh.....click.......
Jim Bob went back down to the frozen bigfoot. He tapped on the frozen block of ice. "Nighty Nighty ..... Jim Bob turned out the light, and headed up the stairs.
Meanwhile .....An eye opened and blinked, inside the frozen block of ice....poor Jim Bob.
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