Jim Bob becomes a vegan, and buys a frozen bigfoot part 1.

Jim Bob and Johnny lee were standing on Jim bobs front porch.Jim Bob was more relaxed now he had his home back.Andre the giant rat, still haunted him at night, but he was feeling much better. Jim Bob was grinning. "What you grinning for?... you let one go?"... Johnny lee inquired. "No I did not let one go, you numb nuts,I got me something"... Jim Bob grinned.

"What did you do? ... order a mail order bride?... Johnny lee smirked. You wish I did.... I bought me something I've always wanted as a kid... something real cool... Jim Bob replied. "Oh.no... you didn't buy that fancy metal detector hoo- dickey, you were looking at last week?" "No..No.. this is better, its a piece of americana, Jim Bob replied.

"Americana? ... you mean .... an antique pistol or muscle car or ...."STOP!".... Jim Bob shouted. "Alright, alright, what's this piece of Ava la junko,americana you bought, show me, you big mushmouth" "Right this way, my married, jealous cause I'm free to do any thing, I darn please ....arh...Rah..... Down the basement, both men decended

"What am I looking at, I see your meat freezer,big Duff" Johnny lee, guffawed. "There's no meat in there, I'm a vegan now,Jim Bob replied "Your a what? A... Vegan, is that like a scientologist? "No...you big dummy, I'm off meat ....Jim Bob declared.

Arghh... ah... your kidding me, since when?" Johnny lee asked. "Since I sprayed Andre the giant rats guts, all over miley cyrus,and my kitchen"... that's when... Jim Bob replied. Johnny lee,nodded his head."Yeah.I guess that would put me off steak, too" "What's in the freezer then?... Johnny lee asked.

Jim Bob stared at Johnny lee, then grinned.

"I bought me a frozen Bigfoot, that's what I did"......

Johnny Lee's mouth fell open......

To be continued.....jughead67.

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