Miley stormed through the doors of Jim Bob's occupied house. "Here...you big fat rodent....here....Andre.. Ben's.... ugly ...cousinnn..... Miley and the team, scanned the kitchen......ccccica....chiccca.... Andre the rat leaped at Miley and started chewing her goggles "yaaaaa..get.....offa....mee......you...... Bob clamored up to Miley and clomped Andre with Johnny Lee's aluminum bat. Eeeeeepplpl.......Andre karate chopped at Bob, knocking him into Charles, who stood dumbfounded. Andre scittered away, chuckling to himself.
"Wooooh! that things a righteous piece of rat!".... Bob announced.
"It's gonna be a dead righteous rat, when I'm done with it! Jim Bob appeared."This is my house, I'm gonna help you all" Miley smiled."That's the spirit Jim Bob", lets get back your house!...yeehaaaaaaaa! Charles turned white."I think "I'll let you guys go to it" Miley patted Charles on the back."Your a ghost hunter, not a rat killer,hang tight, "I'll be back"
"Terminator, I love that movie"Miley and Jimbob scaled the basement stairs.Bob trailed behind. "Come here Andre... here...fatty...fatty...come here you big oversized Willard... Chiga...Chiga....Andre got into a karate stance.Miley handed the blunderbuss to Jim Bob. "Lets go"!.... Miley kicked at Andre.Andre leaped and kicked back at Miley.The rat sneered and giggled. "Keep laughing you beer swilling, hillbilly rat " Andre did a back flip and then charged, his paws were fast And furious.Miley fought back, but in one brief second, Andre had her pushed to the ground and was about to pounce.
Jim Bob held the blunderbuss in his hands.He shouldered it.aimed it.fired.a loud exsplosion deafened all. Miley stared as Andre the giant rat exsploded before her eyes.Skin and fur fell on her head. It was over.Andre was dead.Miley got up.She patted Jim Bob on the back. "I would call a clean up crew, if I were you, there's pieces of Andre, everywhere, dude.
Everybody was releived.Jim Bob was happy.Johnny lee was grateful.Charles was still dumbfounded. Bob was amused. It was a good day. After a celebritory lunch, the team headed back home. Miley was in the scion, when it happened.she sneezed. "Ah.ha.Miley""looks like your getting a cold too, just like I A N...."Bob said
"Shut up, this ain't a cold, it's hayfever....Miley replied. "In November, give me a break", Charles laughed. Mileys nose twitched. Ah..choo Ah.choo Ah choo!........The end.
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