Andre the giant rat jumped off the pile of books and landed with a loud thump.Jim Bob saw his long tail Skitter around the corner.Johnny lee held his aluminum bat,like a talismen against evil.
"Jim Bob".... Johnny whispered.""let's go outside and regroup"........ "Regroup my......I'm gonna blow his but back to kingdom come!" yelled Jim bob Jim Bob reloaded his rifle and slowly scanned the junk, cluttered basement. Ccchiigg..chiigg...Andre the giant rat leaped on Jim Bob's back.
"Ahhhh...he's got me....the son.....Ah....mommma.....Andre clung to Jim Bob like a crazed George cloony fan. Johnny steadied his bat and swung at Andre's giant head.he missed.Jim bob wailed. "You dun hit me, you knucklehead!.....Andre leaped at Johnny lee.Johnny clipped Andre's big nose.
Andre skittered and crawled across the basement, not before unloading a stink bomb. "Ahh..Johnny lee exclaimed" was that you?"..... "No it ain't me you dumb jerk, Andre, just gassed us!" "His names Andre?".....replied Johnny."yeah,, like Andre the giant, you remember, the big wrestler"
Johnny and Jim Bob scaled the stairs and entered the kitchen.Andre chiggered.Leaping, his big teeth ready to bite.Jim Bob fired his rifle.windows exploded.Andre pounced.Johnny lee swung. Andre did body clips.sumersaults,karate chops.It was a battle royal.Gunshots rung out. Grown men were screaming and cursing. Three hours later.It was over.
Jim Bob had a bandage around his bloody head.Johnny lee was limping..Andre the giant rat was sitting on the front, porch swing, swigging a nice cold beer. "He's drinking my bbbeer!".....I.... what.....Oh...lord.... "He's eating your chips", too!"... Johnny lee said in amazement. Andre belched.
Johnny lee brought Jim Bob to his house.He installed his friend in a bunkbed, next to his sons. "Uncle Jim's gonna be staying with us awhile".........
"I'll get my house back,as...God as myyyy.....witnesses....zzzzzzzzzzz.
sweet dreams, Jim Bob.
The end.jughead67. You can join Unsolved Mysteries and post your own mysteries or
interesting stories for the world to read and respond to Click hereScroll all the way down to read replies.Show all stories by Author:  66268 ( Click here )
Halloween is Right around the corner.. .
|
