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"Marilyn Manson buys the Amityville horror house,and ponders a bed and breakfast"part3

  Author:  66268  Category:(Comedy) Created:(10/20/2012 2:08:00 PM)
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Marilyn stared up at the red carpeted staircase.Gungther did too."Maybe it's a rat"..Marilyn remarked." "Then it's a very big rat, Marilyn" Gunther replied.Marilyn opened a very dark trunk.He pulled out an antique sword. "I broke the bank in this sweet piece".The sword belonged to Alexster Crowley, a notorious, dark arts legend.

"Jesus Marilyn, your gonna hurt someone, waving that thing around"..."tough" said Marilyn:" and don't call me Jesus" "You go first Marilyn,ladies first"..mocked Gunther..."Ha ha.." Marilyn said back.Marilyn slowly crept up the stairs grasping the sword, like a ninga warrior.Gunther trailed behind,with a look of trepidation on his face. Marilyn reached the first floor.There was nothing there."its probably rats"..Marilyn adds.

Gunther looked around. "So this is where the murders happened, huh?"..."Not on the staircase", spazz"Marilyn replied. "I know that, fang face"..I. mean those rooms, over there"....You mean this one?"...Marilyn opened one of the master bedrooms."The parent's got it here"Marilyn announced.Gunther shuddered:"Marilyn, doesn't it give you the creeps owning a house, where a whole family, was murdered?""Marilyn grimaced."You know who your talking to"right?

Suddenly a scream was heard."That's no rat, Marilyn!".... Gunther bellowed...."chill out, maybe it's a cat in heat" Marilyn replied.The candlelight hit Marilyns face, causing Gunther to say" I feel like I'm in the pit and the pendulum" "Lets go up another level"..."Great! "...Gunther said" Lets go greet our house guests!"...swoosh... Gunther felt a cold breeze pass through him."Did you feel that breeze, Marilyn?..."I feel cold breezes, all the time, Gunther".Marilyn replied.

Suddenly a shape, glowing fluorescent green seem to attack Marilyn" woo..wool.wool. the form shrieked Marilyn raised his sword and swung at the form.As if in slow motion the forms head was lobbed off in one Full sweep, by Marilyn.Gunther gasped as the forms head rolled down the horror house stairs. Suddenly there was a bunch of lights surrounding, them.A hefty man holding d a camera screamed "you freak, Manson, you know who you just decapitated?"....Marilyn paused:" I thought it was a ghost" Ghost my but!" That's Ashton kutcher:, you freak from hell!"yelled the cameraman.Gunther gulped.

"You Sir Thomas moored, Ashton kutcher Marilyn!"....Marilyn was quiet for a moment:"I never liked him, anyway" "Your butts going to jail, you reprabate!"...cried the pudgy camerman."Sounds fun" replied Marilyn. "I think one of kutchers just called the police, Marilyn".Gunther said."I was defending myself" added Marilyn.

The police and ambulance came.Ashton kutchers headless body was taken away.Marilyn and Gunther were questioned by the police.No charges were filed.After the nights chaos(Marilyn enjoyed it).They explored the house and ended in The attic room.the triangle windows refitted."I'm going to change those back"..Marilyn announced. "Do what you want,you always do Marilyn"...Gunther said.Marilyn and Gunther walked by candlelight, all through the "Amityville horror house"....

The doorbells rang.Marilyn and Gunther paused.Gunther squinched when Marilyn opened the front door.It creaked a little.There was nobody there.but wait,a basket.Marilyn brought in the package and read the note with it; Welcome to Amity" this is, your welcome package".......

Marilyn turned to Gunther "why I'll be da......

"Your already, Marilyn, "remember?.

Happy Holloween!.....Jughead67.



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Date: 10/20/2012 2:16:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 66268    In line 2 it should be,"then"....that's all.jughead67.Thank you.  
Date: 10/20/2012 3:21:00 PM  From Authorid: 42945    Thank you for your stories you share with us Jughead, you go to a lot of trouble writing them and they are interesting..  
Date: 10/20/2012 4:51:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 66268    Thank you.jughead67.  
Date: 10/21/2012 2:58:00 PM  From Authorid: 31531    Thanks for posting jughead67.I love reading spooky stories  

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