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"Miley cyrus,three dorky guys,and and an angry ghost"Part1.

  Author:  66268  Category:(Comedy) Created:(10/18/2012 10:27:00 AM)
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Miley Cyrus was on her cell phone talking to her manager Marty.Miley had been hiding out in her new hollywood digs, after turning Taylor swift into wood kindling.She was fed up being holed up inside all week. "I'M telling you Marty, one more day living like this, I'm going to look like Howard Hughes!" Marty snickered"you Miley?"Not even on your worst day, relax, kid"...."Kid huh? Miley replied:" "Does a kid have grey bangs, Marty?"

"Oh and by the way, Marty, if that stalker of mine, even tries to come near me, I'm gonna karate chop his but back to tomorrow"" I ' m taking karate lessons on the Internet, "I'm pretty good" Marty sighed:" Just be careful Hon" "I don't want you being hurt, ok?" "Oh, you really, really, really, like me " Miley said sweetly."I do kid"..."I really do..."be safe". Miley clicked off, her diamond encased cell phone.suddenly her doorbells rang. DING.DONG. Miley opened her door and was greeted by three dorkey guys( well in Mileys estimation)

A heavyset young man in his early twenties or late twenties spoke "Hi Miley I'm Charles tanner and this is Bob Hastings( a lanky surfur,dude) "hey"....and this is Ian".....Ian was a Harry potter lookalike with John lennon specs."hello".....Miley paused and said" what are you, Johovah witnesses?" Charles said " God no", "were from the ghost researchers of Hollywood hills" "Your joking, is Ashton kutcher behind this?"..."He already got me years ago:

Ian stared at Miley, very intently.Miley got in his face" hey, Harry potter, you got a problem?" "No."I'm my names not Harry, it's Ian" Ian turned towards Charles and said "I told you this a bad idea,she thinks were nerds:, Charles...."we are nerds" Charles declared:"but that besides the point" "Miley were here because we heard through the ghost grapevine, you took out Taylor swift, in a crazy exorcism" "You what!"...miley guffawed.Tom spoke "Yeah miley, you got righteous ghostbusting skills, your a natural" Miley stared at Ian:"What do you think I..A..N.?.." Do I have righteous skills?..Ian seemed intimidated by Miley."

I guess I would have to see you in a ghost hunting, setting, then I'll make a judgement" Miley sauntered around Ian,like a mad cougar. "Listen boys, Ive been trapped in this house for eight days""I'm bored." I'm kinda between jobs" and I like a good challenge" Miley glared at Ian.

"Charles nearly jumped up and down."Are you saying, you'll do it?"....Go ghosthunting, with us? Miley grinned " Why not", I'm game Bob said "cool" Ian said nothing. "So I guess I'll need equipment right?" Chuck smiled" yeah just a few things, Miley took out her gold card. "Let's go shopping boys!"

"Is this your scion, Charles?"

yeah, too lame Miley?

"Just right Miley said."It's like the scooby doo "

Miley Cyrus leaned her head out of the window singing "who you gonna call?....Ghostbusters!!!!!



To be continued.jughead67





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Halloween is Right around the corner.. .







 
Replies:      
Date: 10/18/2012 1:39:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 66268    In six line Charles saysour should be "you'll.
Thank you.jughead67
  
Date: 10/18/2012 1:47:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 66268    I rushed this one.my kindle keeps changing. Words on me.
paragraph 5 I'm kinds a between jobs should be "kinda
In paragraph six"are you saying your do it to" you'll do it.

And scooby door van to scooby doo
van.Thank you.jughead67
  
Date: 10/18/2012 2:40:00 PM  From Authorid: 42945    You do share some very interesting stories with us Jughead and this one is great also...  
Date: 10/18/2012 3:35:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 66268    Thank you for the repairs.my kindle keyboard must be haunted or something.
well, Holloween is around the corner.Thanks again.jughead67
  
Date: 10/18/2012 3:42:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 66268    At the end of story it is scooby door" van".....Thanks again.  
Date: 10/18/2012 3:43:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 66268    Thank you for the repairs.my kindle keyboard must be haunted or something.
well, Holloween is around the corner.Thanks again.jughead67
  

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