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"Marilyn Manson buys the Amityville horror house,and ponders a bed and breakfast"part2

  Author:  66268  Category:(Comedy) Created:(10/17/2012 9:32:00 PM)
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Marilyn Manson(aka Brian) and his friend Gunther watched the last of the moving trucks depart in rapid Speed,from the "hell house".Marilyn tapped his ornate cane, at the Amity house door."Open sesame"" Gunther followed Marilyn into the front entrance hall.Towering down at them both, we're the infamous stairs, made famous by the "Amityville horror house movie".

"Wow dude!"..."look, the stairs,there wicked! " yelled Gunther."Calm down nerd"...there just stairs" replied Marilyn. "Oh I'm the nerd, huh?"I'm not the one with a Barnabus Collins doll!"....."It's still in the origional packaging", it's priceless" replied Marilyn. Gunther walked around the base of the staircase and said:"Marilyn, where's the furniture, this place is nearly empty?" "I'm a miminilist now" Marilyn replied, with a smile."A mimiminilist my aunt fannycakes, you have more junk than King tuts tomb!"Marilyn pushed Gunther against the bottom staircase. Gunther reached for a lightswitch.click.nothing.click. nothing."ut.oh." Marilyn replied. "Are you telling me Marilyn, were in the most notorious haunted house in the country.... "With No Lights!"....God help us....."He won't help"...Marilyn said glibbly.

Gunther stared at Marilym(Brian)..Marilyn smiled at Gunther."Ive got scented candles, if that helps, Marilyn remarked. "Ok Gunther said"So if the dead,murdered family starts flying over our heads,what are we going to do? "Relax"...I'm used to ghosts, ive got Marion.Marilyns last house was owned by a screen star from the 1920's called Marion Davis.She dated tycoon Randolph Hearst. "She 's been haunting me, since I moved in"telling me to get a haircut, you hippie!""She screws with my Recording equipment, she once switched out my black shade eyeliner, with pink blossom"So don't tell me I don't know anything about house infestation".......Marilyn pulled out of a suitcase, a dark coffin candle, and lit it.

Boom!Boom!Boom!

Gunther stared up, at the staircase, the noise, was coming from the top.

"We'll there you go Marilyn!"....Gunther yelled over the pounding sound.

"Looks like it going to be, a bumpy night!"

Marilyns face was lit up by the glowing candle.

"I wouldn't have it, any other way"

Jughead67.







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Date: 10/18/2012 4:34:00 AM  From Authorid: 42945    You've written an awesome story here Jughead, and it's got me interested and hope to see more of it..  

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