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Smelly Clinger

  Author:  66062  Category:(Embarrassing) Created:(5/5/2012 11:27:00 PM)
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At this moment I am laughing so hard I'm crying. Honestly.... Ever notice how gas hits you in the most worst time possible?

just remembering how me and my friend use to hang out, anyway.

one day, me, her mama and her (lets call her Ali) went to the store.

Me and Ali ran off to look at CDs but gave up after a bit cuz lets face it.... they had a horrible selection at wally world.

We went back to her mama and were talking among ourselves about some hott guys that had just passed by. about that time we hear a "WWWAAAAANNNNKKKK" and the most horrible smell ever.

I bout die laughing and Ali spun around to her mama mortified. "MAMA!"

Her mama just kept walked "oooo that smell. can you smell that smell?"

sadly, no matter how fast we walked away, the fart stuck.

We all laugh about it but gah that was the worst moment to let go! haha



aaand my story: (hey, if you can't laugh at yourself, you need to learn to loosen up) Omg, never mind. I can laugh at my self for days but theres not possible way I can share mine yet. ROFLMBO!

Hang in there, MAYBE i'll share my embarrassing moment XD

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Date: 5/6/2012 1:13:00 PM  From Authorid: 17275    OMG been there done that!
  
Date: 5/6/2012 3:05:00 PM  From Authorid: 54570    I did that once in Walmart.... Cept Adora was following my scent and that folks is how we met!  
Date: 5/6/2012 7:09:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 66062    ahahah! oh dear

Sadly, that song stuck in Ali's head and the next day we woke up still simi wasted (We were 15 at the time) and her mama had to go to the story, me and Ali stayed in the car, with Ali singing "oooo that smell can you smell that smell"

Her mama and the sacker guy came out and was putting the stuff in the trunk, Ali sand the line and her mama said "well close your legs!"

If you could die of embarrassment, I think Ali would have
  
Date: 5/6/2012 8:17:00 PM  From Authorid: 62602    -sings- smelly cat smelly cat- lol  
Date: 5/6/2012 8:54:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 66062    ahahaha!!

ah ya'll crack me up Lol
  
Date: 5/8/2012 9:21:00 AM  From Authorid: 24673    This is so funny. Hmmm, I wonder if the queen of England farts, and how about all the people who are in the public eye ALL the time!  
Date: 5/8/2012 3:23:00 PM  From Authorid: 53284    It's a parents duty to embarrass their children from time to time.  
Date: 5/8/2012 8:39:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 66062    Garbage, Thats the silent but deadly rofl
WB, I believe that ahha
  
Date: 3/3/2013 1:12:00 AM  From Authorid: 46659    lmao that's embarrassing
  

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