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If Chuck Norris Played Video Games

  Author:  34663  Category:(Humor) Created:(5/2/2012 2:20:00 PM)
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Yes that's right Chuck Norris jokes still haven't gotten old, after all he is the toughest guy ever and to freshen them up a bit I present a series by me that I hope you can all help build

If Chuck Norris Played Video Games...

If he punches you in a game his fist goes through the Tv and punches you in real life

If he kills you in the game you die in real life

No matter how many times you shoot at him you always miss

When he plays Halo the Covenant runs and hides

When he played Call of Duty the Nazis surrendered

When he plays Need 4 Speed the cops don't even bother

When he plays Forza the other cars leave the track

When he plays Grand Theft Auto the other gangs stay indoors

Now its your turn, tell me what it would be like if Chuck Norris played video game

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Date: 5/2/2012 3:54:00 PM  From Authorid: 3680    He knocked up Ms Pacman.  
Date: 5/2/2012 4:03:00 PM  From Authorid: 64819    When Chuck Norris plays Mortal Kombat, it's always a fatality.  
Date: 5/2/2012 4:08:00 PM  From Authorid: 3680    Lmao good one adora. You're on a roll!  
Date: 5/2/2012 4:17:00 PM  From Authorid: 44960    Chuck Norris sucks!!   
Date: 5/2/2012 4:29:00 PM  From Authorid: 3680    Haha  
Date: 5/2/2012 4:32:00 PM  From Authorid: 3680    Chuck Norris beat Maddon by throwing a touchdown to himself.  
Date: 5/2/2012 4:33:00 PM  From Authorid: 3680    Duke Nukem made Chuck Norris a sandwich.  
Date: 5/2/2012 6:07:00 PM  From Authorid: 64819    When Chuck Norris plays Pac-Man, the ghosts run from him.  
Date: 5/2/2012 7:38:00 PM  From Authorid: 5301    
...when Chuck Norris beats a game, he really does beat it.
  
Date: 5/2/2012 8:31:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 34663    lol all of you  
Date: 5/7/2012 8:42:00 AM  From Authorid: 25390    Chuck Norris once missed a duck in Duck Hunt. The dog didn't laugh.

Chuck Norris doesn't lose at Tetris. They land in place out of fear.
  

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