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Trees On Fire

  Author:  34663  Category:(Poetry) Created:(12/4/2011 11:12:00 PM)
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Trees On Fire
By: Cledus T Judd

June
Wake up June
The tree's on fire June
Ohhh noooo

Love is a Christmas tree
But don't think any old tree is safe
Some have a long expire
Turn your house into a funeral pyre

And I watered that tree
Till the branches rose up higher
And it drank drank drank
But it kept on getting drier
Now it burns burns burns
This tree's on fire
This tree's on fire

June call 9-1-1
June
Ohhh

The heat from the smokin' pine
Melted my copy of Walk The Line
And I tried to save A Boy Named Sue
Dang it cooked him too

The cat walked in
Set my Christmas tree on fire
He climbed climbed climbed
Hit some bulbs
And stripped the wires
:(Meows)
:That's when I learned learned learned
This tree's on fire
This tree's on fire

Darn cats

I go into my Christmas tree of fire
And I huffed and huffed and spit
But the flames would not expire
Boy it burns burns burns
This tree's on fire
This tree's on fire

Blow June blow
Oh keep blowing June

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Date: 12/5/2011 12:25:00 AM  From Authorid: 26203    Enjoyed this very much, very well written.  
Date: 12/6/2011 7:29:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 34663    yep, I rather enjoy Cledus' works, he's the country version of Weird Al  

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