I have a song for you

I think it is probably worth trying to remember what it means to be able to say what you want to say. Apparently this can be done in just three words. If you would like to couple to the gluons a quark dipole then simply renormalize to the Ward identity. In fact, the dipole naturally renormalizes, but you have to know something about gauge groups to visualise this. Unfortunately I don’t know anything about gauge groups, be they SU(3) or SU(2). Lie groups are gauge groups that can contain respective symmetries and the better you have a visual discretion there will grow an extended number of speeches spoken at talks held and swallowed wholly from hidden points of perspective transcendence. And after having got beyond the placing of a bet I think it is fair to say this was a gamble at that which was guessed.

I have a song I want to share with you. First I shall share the song and then I shall tell you how I came up with it. You can choose your own tune.

Splitzgenstein, splitzgenstein, where are you? Where are you, Splitzgenstein?

Anyway, I shan’t carry on, but you get the idea. That’s not a part of the song. Either was that. This isn’t either.

The Jehovah’s witnesses sometimes come to visit me on occasions where we speak about God and what the bible says. And we drink coffee, explore ideas, like how Eve could have sinned if she hadn’t yet any knowledge of good and bad. And I’ve only got three cups and there are three of us so one of us must have the cup that is cracked. So my man Noel got it and guess what? He’s Spanish, such that you have to repeat some of what you say. And so I said listen, dude, your cup is split. There’s a split in your cup. A split; a crack. But it’s okay. Oh, he says. So anyway I was in the living room today and I keep my philosophy books there of which Wittgenstein is placed. I guess I must have been thinking of that because the split cup was there and I just thought, “Splitzgenstein.” Hence the song.

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