Vengeful Leaving Wife's Checklist...Slickchick :)

1)Flatten all four of his tire's...check

2)Nair in his shampoo...Check

3)Switch tooth paste with Preperation H...check

4)Put allumn in his Undie's...check

5)Make him his favorite chocolate pudding with Ex-

Lax...check

6)Call the bank...check

7)Write him Dear John...check

8)Tape it to his sterring wheel...check

My dear soon to be x,
Do not bother trying to come apologize, as all four

of you tire's have been flattened.

Now before you

turn grey, or bald, whichever come first.Just let me

say, you probably wouldn't have much you could say

anyway, with your mouth drawn, as tight as you are

!!

And after your shower, i'm sure you put on the

undie's i so lovingly laid out for you.

That, and you

will probably be having the trot's all day long, if

you ate the pudding that i made with such love and

care for you, in the fridge, it just hasn't set in

yet.

But one last thing, and by now the pudding

should have set in.

You might want to be in the

bathroom, over the toilet for this one.

 I called the

bank, so if you don't want to get in trouble for a

bounced check, don't write one for the tire's, or

the lawyer.

Now you can say i have cleaned you out, not once, but

twice.

Have a nice life...

Sighned,

 Your soon to be ROTFLMBO X

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