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Prescription....Corolator

Author: 64985 Category:(Comedy) Created:(8/27/2011 1:09:00 PM)
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A lady went into the pharmacy, walked up to the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said, "I would like to buy some cyanide". The pharmacist asked, "Why?". The lady replied, "I need it to poison my husband." The pharmacist said 'Lord have mercy! that's against the law! Absolutely not!" The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband in bed with the pharmacist's wife.The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied, "You didn't tell me you had a prescription!".....Corolator

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Date: 8/27/2011 1:25:00 PM From Authorid: 45948 OMG Love it!!!!!

Date: 8/27/2011 1:37:00 PM From Authorid: 4995 Oh that's so BAD ahahahahhahahaha!!!!!!!!!

Date: 8/27/2011 3:35:00 PM From Authorid: 5940

Date: 8/27/2011 6:06:00 PM ( From Author ) From Authorid: 64985 Angel EYES....Celtic Princess...and...HEY LARRY....GOTYA....hahaha...Corolator

Date: 8/27/2011 6:51:00 PM From Authorid: 21435 There is an exception to "every" rule. Thanks for sharing, Corolator.

Date: 8/27/2011 6:58:00 PM ( From Author ) From Authorid: 64985 KRONK...That's right buddy, there's always an execption to THE RULE, at least one,,ha ha...Thanks..Corolator

Date: 8/28/2011 5:46:00 AM From Authorid: 23075 hmmmm I remember posting something along these lines a few years back, and it got deleted. I was told it wasn't within the g-rateing. Funny, things have changed.

Thanks for sharing.

Date: 9/7/2011 4:29:00 PM ( From Author ) From Authorid: 64985 PaddyBear...I know girl there are some ones that get on here that blow my mind like the one the other day entitled,'Best Music Ever', wow I had to message an ad-min to bring it to someones attention, then it took a while to be removed...Corolator

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