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Three jokes i invented

  Author:  62821  Category:(Humor) Created:(7/8/2011 9:35:00 AM)
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Q. What is so good about toothless sparrows?

A. They suck seed.

Q. What do intellectual files like to do?

A. Play on turds!

Q. What time do ducks wake up?

A. The quack of dawn!

Not sure if that last one already existed though.

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Date: 7/8/2011 9:44:00 PM  From Authorid: 34663    I don't get the second one, I assume you meant flies not files but yet I still don't get it  
Date: 7/10/2011 1:38:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 62821    doughboy i probably should have said, "Play on words!" Yes they're flies and yes they're intellectual!  

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