TRUE STORY:
It's been snowing all day and I had some errands to run.
I was on my way home and I was only away by 5.5 miles (about 8 km) and my radiator went.
I had to walk about a half a mile to a service station and asked if they had a tow truck.
He said, "No do you need a tow?"
"No I always walk a half mile to a service station in the snow with a truck half off the road just for kicks and giggles so people can hit it."
HERE'S YOUR SIGN!
Thank you Bill Engvall!
So I asked again if he had a tow truck he said no. I asked him did he have a phone and a phone book so I can call someone for a tow because I forgot my cell phone at home.
His mouth was fully open and he just looked at me...
You know a phone, pick up and call someone?
So he picked up the phone dialed a number and handed it to me and said, "Here."
So the nice lady on the other end of the phone was asking for different information about the truck and I told her, she wrote it all down and I told her I'd be with the vehicle.
I handed the guy his phone back, his mouth still open.
My next thought was, "First name Mo last name Ron." (Mo-Ron = moron)
The next thing I did after I left, I said, "Thank you God for letting me know that I was in the land of STUPID people. I forgot where I was." (And yeah I said it loud enough so they could hear).
A tow truck did come out and take me home. As it turned out it, was someone I knew from church! You can join Unsolved Mysteries and post your own mysteries or interesting stories for the world to read and respond to Click hereScroll all the way down to read replies.Show all stories by Author: 63575 ( Click here )
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