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ice cream

  Author:  62821  Category:(Comedy) Created:(8/12/2010 4:27:00 PM)
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Yes, butter can be a help (you'd use it for toast), jam, ham, sugar, they're not too bad, i say. Milk? Bread? All the same. So important as it is by the recognition that they both sit well for ages (well maybe not milk and bread...) and allow us the luxury of having snacks they will not, shall not, should not be what i'll speak about tonight. Education is a good thing and philosophy can teach us a lot. But tonight i am talking about ice cream.

Ice cream can be funny. And one of the funnier items of interest being what they call it. To begin with, if you say the words 'ice cream' over and over, what you find is that the actual sound of the words is hilarious. But don't start as it's quite addictive and you'll be there for some while. But that is not what i mean. what i mean is, and this is quite funny, is that well, the words 'ice cream' and what they sound like is rather a dull topic. But trust me ice cream can be incredibly humorous.

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Date: 8/12/2010 5:50:00 PM  From Authorid: 42945    I don't find saying the word ice cream humorous but it makes me want to eat more lol..  
Date: 8/13/2010 2:53:00 AM  From Authorid: 26303    You scream. I scream. Everybody scream for icecream!  
Date: 9/1/2010 2:39:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 62821    'Ice' to see you, everybody!  

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