Whenever I go out for coffee, I ask for a long or tall black (depending on how that cafe lists it) with milk on the side. I order a long or tall black for hubby.
Today he goes into McDonald's and as he had been up since 3.30am to travel to his job today, he thought he'd better have a coffee.
He orders a short black, and gets the spiel on whether or not he wanted it from the McCafe or over the counter blah blah.
When they give it to him he asked where the rest of it was....LMBO....he got the long and short of it all wrong. LOL He thought he'd ordered a black coffee in a normal cup, not a shot of coffee. I'm still cracking up over it, LOL.
Ahhh, I gotta love him!