Gotta end 2009 with one last one of my "Reply to this post" games >VG<

Okay, so I have to admit something to you all. I like professional wrestling. Yes, I know it's "not real", but neither is your favorite show or movie -- so who cares?



I've been watching professional wrestling since 1985. To put that into retrospect, I was born in 1983. When I was a toddler, my grandparents would babysit me on the weekends, and my grandfather would watch NWA Saturday Night (which would later become WCW Saturday Night), and I watched it along with him.



One thing I like about professional wrestling is the uniqueness. Every "superstar" has their own character/gimmick, their own finishing move, their own entrance music.



Most importantly, maybe, is they have their own stage name (known as a "ring name" in the business). That's what I'm going to give you.



All you have to do is leave a reply -- any kind of a reply -- and I'll tell you what new name you will go by in your professional wrestling career. I think this could be interesting. So, bring on the replies.



>Vampyre "World Heavyweight Champion" Gerbil<



Zema: You are now known as "The Milkshake Kid"

Radman: You are now known as "Ned. E Spaghetti"

StarChazer: You are now known as "Dr. Dropkick"

JellieBean: You are now known as "Professor Piledriver"

Oddy: You are now known as "Joey Joe Joe Jr Shabadoo"

Rainbow Angel: You are now known as "Coke Cogan"

Paddy Bear: You are now known as "The Flying Monkey"

LSR: You are now known as "The Mad Masked Maniac"

Jezzikah: You are now known as "The Punchinator"

Kronk: You are now known as "The Ice Cream Man"

Short Angel: You are now known as "The Big Bad Wolf"

HockeyMan: You are now known as "Rick Roll"

Psyguy: You are now known as "Phineas T. Twizzlestick, III"

PeacefulDreamer: You are now known as "The Cupcake Kid"

Kiki: You are now known as "Samantha Suplex"

Nani: You are now known as "The Cotton Candy Crusher"

Frosty Angel: You are now known as "Powerslam Patty"

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