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You self serving backscratchers..surrender or ahhh,,

  Author:  63400  Category:(Human Interest) Created:(12/21/2009 7:50:00 PM)
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Always thinking of the others are yaa,well im taking over the world,,but before i do, first im stealing one of those pure gold imatations...he,he,,you try taa,sell me a real one once..ha,ha,,dont you think didnt return it,,,i went right up to backscratchen head quarters and asked for two dimes and a nickel..ha,ha..what im not fallen for is ever buying zzz,,another ones thats pure,,it was all back scratcherrr and hardlly a a scratch left..well..just remember twenty two things i got 21 left..ahh,,so there... huh....Dont any body think im not a monster,im a terror of the deep,,,,ahh,,on the surface is all. ..furthermore, after the world takes over me, im going to Hawaii and taking over the beach theres a lady who likes me there and doesnt know it yet,,he,,he..hmm? and if you come over to my house to play just remember,IM THE BOSSSS, and i could take some advice from me...if you willing to be nice..and stay on your side of the living room,,ohh..and bring your own chair,..hmm? im NEVER lonely,,.you sad doggys.

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Date: 12/21/2009 7:56:00 PM  From Authorid: 5301    
...if you take over the world, can you bring back the Ribwich?
  
Date: 12/21/2009 7:57:00 PM  From Authorid: 5301    
...I didn't intend to come across as self-serving.
Just hungry.
  
Date: 12/21/2009 9:01:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 63400    i didnt write that the sad doggy did..  
Date: 12/22/2009 5:23:00 AM  From Authorid: 16916    Ewww Heckler! The Mickey D's ribwich?...*vomits*  
Date: 12/22/2009 10:20:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 63400    nooo,but the ribwich cant bring back me..hmm?.lol  

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