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Drunk badger blocks traffic

  Author:  61901  Category:(News) Created:(7/28/2009 10:50:00 PM)
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Published: 8 Jul 09 09:01 CET Online: http://www.thelocal.de/society/20090708-20453.html

Road kill reported by a driver in the German state of Lower Saxony turned out to be a drunk badger taking a nap, police in Goslar reported on Wednesday morning.

Late on Monday night, a driver reported what he thought was a dead animal on county road 32 near Groß Döhren to police.

But when officers arrived on the scene to remove the traffic obstruction, they were stunned to find that the animal was not dead or injured.

“Right in the middle of the street there was a badger sitting and staring at the officers incredulously,” a police statement said.

The officers quickly discovered that the animal – which was not frightened by their presence – had been snacking on the overripe cherries on a nearby tree.

“The animal’s belly digested the fruit to alcohol and the badger was, as the saying goes, ‘drunk as a blackbird’,” the statement said, adding that the little mammal was also suffering from “diarrhea containing cherry pits.”

Officers directed the badger off of the road, where he could “sleep off his intoxication in a meadow.”

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Date: 7/28/2009 11:37:00 PM  From Authorid: 42945    LOL now I've heard everything LOL...I bet the officers had a good old laugh LOL!   
Date: 7/29/2009 1:30:00 AM  From Authorid: 37150    Aww, haha, thanks for sharing this story!   
Date: 7/29/2009 1:33:00 AM  From Authorid: 15070    ROTFLMAO!!!!!   
Date: 7/29/2009 6:14:00 AM  From Authorid: 46527    LOL!

A friend of mine has two large German Shepherd dogs. They got out into her orchard a few years back and gorged themselves on overripe apples....they were completely 'drunk'. They went indoors, and while she was in the kitchen, chewed up her entire lounge suite!
  
Date: 7/29/2009 7:31:00 AM  From Authorid: 51876    FUNNY  
Date: 7/29/2009 1:01:00 PM  From Authorid: 21435    hehe... That's the proverbial "natural high." Thanks for sharing the news with us, Ranger.  
Date: 7/30/2009 12:29:00 PM  From Authorid: 51292    haha thats funny  

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