"Billy Mays" (to the tune of "Billie Jean" by Michael Jackson)
by Allen ">Vampyre Gerbil<" Tenney
He looked more like a hillbilly
From a truck rally
I said "Don't mind, but what do you mean"
"OxiClean is the one"
"That can clean - on my floor - and all around?"
He said "OxiClean is the one"
"That can clean - on my floor - and all around"
He said his name was Billy Mays
He sold Orange Glo spray
And I could buy one
For $19 - 95 - if I act now
He said "Wait that's not all"
"Order now - with credit card - get double"
Well Vince Offer always told me
No matter what I spill
His ShamWow will clean it up real fast
And Billy always told me
Vince Offer is a hack
Throw the ShamWow in the trash
His Zorbeez are where it's at
Billy Mays was the best pitchman
He was the guy who claimed OxiClean was the one
But I did not purchase one
Billy Mays was the best pitchman
He was the guy who claimed OxiClean was the one
But I did not purchase one
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