Pit Bull Blues..................................... ~Rika~

I didn't write this.

People see me walking down the street,
They all run and hide.
I used to take it personally.
Now I take it in stride.
I've got nothing against no one;
I wouldn't hurt a fly,
But people seem to think I'm mean
And here's why..
Here's why:

I'm a Pit Bull.
A big, brown, red-nosed Pit Bull.
A tooth-bearing, muscle-bound Pit Bull.
I look like I could tear the steel off a locamotive freight train.

People park three spaces away
When I'm waiting in the car.
All the kids in the neighborhood..
They never walk through my yard.
And there's a rumor floating round the county
That I ate three cats,
But I swear from the bottom of my canine heart
I didn't do that.
No, I didn't do that,

But I'm a Pit Bull.
A big, brown, red-nosed Pit Bull.
A tooth-bearing, muscle-bound Pit Bull.
I look like I could dig a hole through a concrete wall.

I've got these Pit Bull blues.
All I wanna do is sniff your shoes.
I ain't no killer hound.
No, I'm the friendliest dog in town.

The sheer sound of my barking
Could break through arctic ice,
But deep down I'm a pussycat.
I'm just trying to be nice.
Incase you didn't notice,
I'm wagging my tail at the speed of light,
But no matter what I do
I'm accused of looking for a fight.

Yeah, cause I'm a Pit Bull.
A big, brown, red-nosed Pit Bull.
A tooth-bearing, muscle-bound Pit Bull.
I look like I could crush a cannonball in my jaw.

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