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When The Kids Get Quiet.........Things Are Bad...........................Becky

  Author:  16845  Category:(Discussion) Created:(5/15/2008 9:16:00 AM)
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Usually I enjoy quiet kids. It's not a common occurrance where they are BOTH quiet at the same time.....Usually ones poking the other and their both screaming/laughing/yelling.....you name it.

Now, Savannah is crawling/learning to walk, and she (For some reason) Thinks big sister hung the moon and the stars. So keeping them apart is darn near impossible. I'm an only child so I will never fully understand it, but whatever. It makes them happy.

Back on track...

The girls and I had just come back (Tuesday night) From a stint out at my parents house (Hubby was out of town) And I noticed Savannah was needing an oil scalp massage again...(Cradle cap take 2!.....kinda late.......)

That was a valid point.......really.

So their playing today, and I'm talking to mom online. They get kinda quiet....I wait a minute....and I decide I better go check on them. After all...being quiet, together....Just means trouble. I head to the bedroom (right next to where I was) And I'm suddenly hit with this odor...very very distinctive. Not quite sure how to describe it.

(Get your minds outta the diapers)...

The girls sitting across from each other and Celeste all cheery, Savannah's poor hair is all matted down and she's 'shining'.... Celeste's hair is standing on end. It's worse than I thought...........call in the national guard.......I don't know how I'm going to get this mess cleaned up (For real).......Help

I've scrubbed both of them 3 times........Celeste is OK....she wasn't too interested in graffiting herself......Savannah, I haven't made a dent in. Anyone have a guess?..............

A&D OINTMENT!

You..............got..............to...........be...........kidding.

Well......good news is I don't think I'll need to oil massage her scalp any longer......Bad news, it's not what I would have used and is too much......for ANY purpose.....so I fear she's a permanaent grease-ball! Crazy Kids.

 
Lesson?  Stick with desitin, even if you have a coupon for free A&D

Becky

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Date: 5/15/2008 9:28:00 AM  From Authorid: 4887    LOL!!!! OMG first PEPPER and now A & D. You're right at least you won't have to worry about cradle cap lol.  
Date: 5/15/2008 9:29:00 AM  From Authorid: 4144    lava soap....formula 409....greased lightning.....kerosene.....good luck! don't ya just love kids!!  
Date: 5/15/2008 9:30:00 AM  From Authorid: 4887    Now that you mentioned this. My sister was at my parents house about a month ago. And her youngest kid got into a HUGE tub of hair get. Covered head to foot. I have a picture of him. Looks so funny and he has this huge grin on his face. LOL  
Date: 5/15/2008 9:30:00 AM  From Authorid: 64365    LOL! Oh MY! I think this is a lesson all parents learn the hard way...it is so much safer when you can hear your kids. This happened to me once, too. My husband at that time and I were just lazing about, enjoying the fact that the kids weren't up yet. My youngest was 5 months at the time and my oldest was I think almost 3...and my middle child fit in there somewhere. Anyway, my ex loved peanut butter, and had this gallon bucket that he had left out the night before...and it was brand new, so there wasn't much out of the top. We started to get uncomfortable that they were too quiet, so the ex gets up and goes to check, and then hollers for me. I went out into the living room and I have 3 babies covered head to toe in peanut butter. My son had pulled my youngest from her crib. When I saw them I burst into laughter, and they started giggling. My youngest looked like a peanut butter doll with blinking eyes. It took weeks to scrub the smell off of them. My ex was careful to put the peanut butter up after that. They used the whole gallon!  
Date: 5/15/2008 9:30:00 AM  From Authorid: 64414    OK, I have heard that if you break an egg, beat it, then "wash" her hair with it...it should cut the ointment. Second trick is creamy peanut butter. Either one of these should cut the oil/vaseline type thing. (PB worked for baby oil in my sons hair) Good luck!  
Date: 5/15/2008 9:33:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 16845    omg...Nani....rofl!!!  
Date: 5/15/2008 9:33:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 16845    Dina, yyou got a memory girl! even I forgot about that! lol  
Date: 5/15/2008 9:33:00 AM  From Authorid: 4887    oops geL not get -_-  
Date: 5/15/2008 9:36:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 16845    Not sure I want to try peanut butter after Nani's story LOL.....maybe an egg....What's greased lightning Moma?....I think I'll pass on the others. LOL....she's not even a year old...so can't get too crazy.  
Date: 5/15/2008 9:39:00 AM  From Authorid: 64414    Right..I didnt think about the scent. Come to think of it...I did crave PB&J for several days after I used it on him!! heehee!!  
Date: 5/15/2008 10:07:00 AM  From Authorid: 61933    ok this sounds dumb... PERSONAL EXPERIENCE... DAWN. Yes dish soap DAWN. It may take a few washes but it does work.  
Date: 5/15/2008 10:08:00 AM  From Authorid: 61933    ok let me explain really fast - my daughter once had lice and i used vaseline (yes that worked to fyi) to get them out... but i had to use DAWN to get out the vaseline good luck   
Date: 5/15/2008 10:14:00 AM  From Authorid: 28848    LOL a gentle dish soap would break up the oils, be extra careful not to get it into her eyes of course.  
Date: 5/15/2008 10:24:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 16845    Hmmmmm I may have to try that when hubby gets home tonight so he can help.  
Date: 5/15/2008 10:26:00 AM  From Authorid: 10245    give her a bath is dawn dis soap AND NEVER APPRECIATE THE QUIET!! quiet is always bad news.  
Date: 5/15/2008 11:41:00 AM  From Authorid: 10657    I see someone already suggessted Dawn and that works for almost everything That's what they use to clean oil off of animals   
Date: 5/15/2008 12:53:00 PM  From Authorid: 15157    Ooo kiddos do dis sort of cosmetic role play all the time LOL poorr momma! (hugs&hugs  
Date: 5/15/2008 1:04:00 PM  From Authorid: 15157    Becks! Be glad they didnt get into a can o paint or worse...Nair! LOL  
Date: 5/15/2008 1:46:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 16845    Don't give them idea's keeks :P  
Date: 5/15/2008 2:01:00 PM  From Authorid: 30747    Oh wow, I almost screamed just reading this. It was like some horror movie. Tell me, has Celeste learned how to use scissors yet? I can see a part two to this.   
Date: 5/15/2008 2:09:00 PM  From Authorid: 50499    Okay I have to ask.....Did you get pictures first?!? LOL  
Date: 5/15/2008 2:55:00 PM  From Authorid: 14909    D&L hand cleaner  
Date: 5/15/2008 3:18:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 16845    Ok, I just washed her twice with Dawn, she's still a total grease-ball....Shoot.  
Date: 5/15/2008 3:49:00 PM  From Authorid: 4144    OMG! greased lightning is a very strong cleaner. like 409 but stronger! nothing you could use on a kid. but.....i have seen my kid so nasty that it would take something like that to clean her up!  
Date: 5/15/2008 4:08:00 PM  From Authorid: 14780    LOL...reminds me of one time I went to my friends house and she has twins..well, their mom didnt come to the door and I could hear the kids....(mom was still asleep) I walked in and OMG...I was like you kiddos are in soooooo much trouble...hersheys chocolate all over couches, chairs, cabinets, carpets....well ya get the picture...LOL  
Date: 5/15/2008 4:23:00 PM  From Authorid: 64365    Call a beautician and find out what the best thing to use is.  
Date: 5/16/2008 7:19:00 AM  From Authorid: 61933    Sorry it didn't work becky... I know i had to wash my daughters like 3-4 times maybe even 5 but it also depends on how thick her hair is too my daughter had THIN hair  
Date: 5/16/2008 7:24:00 AM  From Authorid: 10245    maybe try letting it sit for a little while to actually cut through the grease?  
Date: 5/16/2008 9:09:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 16845    I let it sit for a little while each time. Not sure how long. *wasn't exactly clock watching* LOL!!!! It DID help though, just didn't get it all. SO I'm just going to wash once a day until it's gone. I don't want to keep washing her and dry her out worse than before. Thanks all   

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