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These Texas Laws Are Real Can you Believe it!

  Author:  6199  Category:(Humor) Created:(11/7/2007 11:17:00 AM)
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It is illegal to take more than three sips of beer at a time while standing.

A recently passed anticrime law requires criminals to give their victims 24 hours notice, either orally or in writing, and to explain the nature of the crime to be committed.

The entire Encyclopedia Britannica is banned in Texas because it contains a formula for making beer at home.

When two trains meet each other at a railroad crossing, each shall come to a full stop, and neither shall proceed until the other has gone.

It is illegal to drive without windshield wipers. You don't need a windshield, but you must have the wipers.

You can be legally married by publically introducing a person as your husband or wife 3 times.

A city ordinance states that a person cannot go barefoot without first obtaining a special five-dollar permit.

It is illegal for one to shoot a buffalo from the second story of a hotel.

It is illegal to milk another person's cow.

Abilene It is illegal to idle or loiter anyplace within the corporate limits of the city for the purpose of flirting or mashing.

Austin Wire cutters can not be carried in your pocket.

Borger It is against the law to throw confetti, rubber balls, feather dusters, whips or quirts (riding crop), and explosive firecrackers of any kind.

Clarendon It is illegal to dust any public building with a feather duster.

El Paso Churches, hotels, halls of assembly, stores, markets, banking rooms, railroad depots, and saloons are required to provide spittoons "of a kind and number to efficiently contain expectorations into them."

Houston Beer may not be purchased after midnight on a Sunday, but it may be purchased on Monday.

It is illegal to sell Limburger cheese on Sunday.

Galveston It is illegal to drive a motor car down Broadway before noon on Sundays.



Lubbock County It is illegal to drive within an arm's length of alcohol - including alcohol in someone else's blood stream.

Mesquite It is illegal for children to have unusual haircuts.

Port Arthur Obnoxious odors may not be emitted while in an elevator.

Richardson It is now illegal to place a "for sale" sign on a car if it visible from the street.

It is illegal to do "U Turns".

San Antonio It is illegal for both sexes to flirt or respond to flirtation using the eyes and/or hands.

It is illegal to urinate on the Alamo.

Temple No one may ride a horse and buggy through the town square.

Texarkana Owners of horses may not ride them at night without tail lights.

Find your own state's crazy laws at http://www.ahajokes.com/stupid_laws.html

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Date: 11/7/2007 11:23:00 AM  ( Admin )   I love the second one. The notice. I think it's only fair. Lol.. It would be criminal to not notify the victim. Lol. too funny.
Date: 11/7/2007 12:32:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 6199    lol i know crazy huh  
Date: 11/7/2007 12:34:00 PM  From Authorid: 64414    I like the fourth one....that would be quite the waiting game. LOL  
Date: 11/7/2007 12:35:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 6199    hehe yep it sure would be  
Date: 11/7/2007 12:38:00 PM  From Authorid: 26303    LOL. You mean to tell me that these are real? That your taxes actually went into the pockets of the people who sat around making these laws? Then again, when they went before parliment? That is the biggest laugh of all!  
Date: 11/7/2007 1:11:00 PM  From Authorid: 15157    I live in San Antonio, Tx...these "laws" are poppycock! LOL!!!  
Date: 11/7/2007 1:15:00 PM  From Authorid: 56359    LOL! Thanks for sharing this. I'll have to use the link you provided to look up my states crazy laws  
Date: 11/7/2007 1:17:00 PM  From Authorid: 10773    "Unusual haircuts" ... "Tail lights" lmao  
Date: 11/7/2007 1:30:00 PM  From Authorid: 36901    Most of these are really old and don't exist anymore. I live in Texarkana and we can ride horses at night without tail lights LMAO. In fact, in Texas you have the right of way when riding a horse (at least the part of Texas I'm from).  
Date: 11/7/2007 7:01:00 PM  From Authorid: 25390    Well, just call me your regular hardened Texas Criminal!  
Date: 11/7/2007 7:44:00 PM  From Authorid: 14314    LOL, this are too funny!!!! God Bless  

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