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Alright, give me some creative ways to kill George. *~Kysta~* WINNER!!!

  Author:  30986  Category:(Discussion) Created:(9/26/2007 4:14:00 AM)
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He lives in a corner of my bathroom, has a web in the crack in the wall and he is huge, but very, very tricky. Everytime I try to kill him (my daughters are on freak out mode) He shimmies back into the crack where he can't be reached. The first time I tried to kill him, he got away, but in order to convince the girls to take a shower, I lied. The treacherous thing always comes back in that same spot to taunt us and to catch me in the lie I told to save sanity. It's been two days and the girls, having to pee anyway are kinda getting used to him but still want him dead, lol. They will no longer go to the bathroom alone. I think it's ridiculous myself, one is 13 and the other 11, but still....I need to think of something.

So besides bug spray (I have none) Give me some ways to kill him or make my girls get along with him. Be very creative. The most creative way to kill/accept George will win ten replies from me to 10 posts of my choosing.

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After Much deliberating, Lakota, Micheala and myself have decided that Hockey Man had the funniest idea on how to kill it...Now if we can just find it again! LOL!

Thanks everyone, You all rock! :)

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Date: 9/26/2007 4:20:00 AM  From Authorid: 64160    Use some poxie glue so he cannot get out!!  
Date: 9/26/2007 4:22:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 30986    Yeah, but what if he finds another crack? My house is old, lol. My girls are reading this too.
  
Date: 9/26/2007 4:56:00 AM  From Authorid: 13546    I know its horrible, but I used some sort of bathroom cleaner to kill one of the huge spiders I found.. it slowed it down.. and killed it.. ewwwie.  
Date: 9/26/2007 5:00:00 AM  From Authorid: 24003    Use whatever chemical spray you do have, like she suggested..Ive done that before. Ive even used hairspray. lol  
Date: 9/26/2007 5:06:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 30986    I actually thought about loading it down with hairspray, hoping it would stiffen it up so much that it couldn't move or breath. Man, that sounds so cruel, lol. Does Peta defend spiders rights???  
Date: 9/26/2007 5:07:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 30986    I'll have to save it in a baggy or something now, If I succeed, because the girls are at school and they'll never believe me without evidence after my first lie.  
Date: 9/26/2007 5:13:00 AM  From Authorid: 3419    I have a big ole wood spider that got in....my dad said to get those sticky mouse trap pads and put in where you see him....if he walks on it...he'll be stuck....  
Date: 9/26/2007 5:17:00 AM  From Authorid: 58308    Hairspray. Lysol. Or anything that sprays. idk. I hope you get the little varmint soon. *shivers*  
Date: 9/26/2007 5:28:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 30986    I went in there to spray it and the dang thing is gone. *grumbles* I wonder If I can use duct tape in place of the sticky mouse trap?  
Date: 9/26/2007 5:34:00 AM  From Authorid: 30229    Geeze girlfriend, I thought you were talking about OUR George!!!! GINGER SHE ISN'T!!! lol. Try Bengal Bug spray, pricey, but it works better than any high dollar exterminator out there!!! And can you PLEASE come up with a different name for him, lol.. you ARE on USM ya know!! Love ya!!!! And good luck getting your pest ...  
Date: 9/26/2007 5:42:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 30986    I had originally named him Earl but then the girls started singing, "Earl's gotta die!" So I changed it to George, and then they started singing, "George! George! Goerge of the bathroom, watch out for that shoe!" And since that song sounded more humane and nice, I stuck with George. I'd never want to kill THE George, you should know me better than that. LOL!  
Date: 9/26/2007 6:01:00 AM  From Authorid: 64414    Bleach would probably work too!  
Date: 9/26/2007 6:10:00 AM  From Authorid: 64365    Dangle a fly in front from a string...when George, who is probably actually Georgette, comes out to get it, quickly spray her with some booze. While she's reeling from the buzz she gets, stuff something into the crack, collect her in a jar, then relocate her to a far away place...far enough away her spider sensors will not pick up the trail to get back to her home.  
Date: 9/26/2007 6:28:00 AM  From Authorid: 64414    Nani...you are just too sweet!!!   
Date: 9/26/2007 6:35:00 AM  From Authorid: 42945    LOL! I thought this was joke about Raddy George LOL!!! so now we have established it isn't him....drown the other little critter with hairspray, I've done it plenty of times heheheheeeee! and show the girls when he is all stiff and curled up....  
Date: 9/26/2007 6:40:00 AM  From Authorid: 26573    Have him watch a Bears game and he'll kill himself!!  
Date: 9/26/2007 6:56:00 AM  From Authorid: 15228    I find vacuuming spiders is the best way...i even vacuumed up a scorpian a couple of weeks ago...use the attachement part of the vacuum if you have one.  
Date: 9/26/2007 7:11:00 AM  From Authorid: 64414    you go Kelly!!!! Never thought of that!!!  
Date: 9/26/2007 7:42:00 AM  From Authorid: 15157    =O_O=..seal George in with Chalking.:oor Georgie will go nigh nigh.  
Date: 9/26/2007 7:44:00 AM  From Authorid: 58078    Shove something in the crack or spray hair spray or some other type of spray (like a cleaning spray) that could kill him  
Date: 9/26/2007 7:48:00 AM  From Authorid: 58078    Vacuuming works as well and will suck him out of the wall like Kelly said. Good luck  
Date: 9/26/2007 8:41:00 AM  From Authorid: 40979    Spray Hair Spray in the crack? LOL that sounds funny.  
Date: 9/26/2007 8:42:00 AM  From Authorid: 40979    ORRR....Rip the wall out, find the bug and smoosh it :-)  
Date: 9/26/2007 8:50:00 AM  From Authorid: 48809    It sounds like you guys are planning a murder! lol. I don't like spiders either ...once they cross over into my domain... they are as good as dead! I have no suggestions, you seem to have received several that might work though... but I will just sit back and see what happens! lol.  
Date: 9/26/2007 9:38:00 AM  From Authorid: 53284    Spray it with hair spray. It should harden up in no time.  
Date: 9/26/2007 10:00:00 AM  From Authorid: 64498    Gee you named him tho.... Trap him in a jar then you can put him outside other wise use hair spray that stuff is lethal!!! - Bunny  
Date: 9/26/2007 11:57:00 AM  From Authorid: 63194    Thats what came to my mind Zema  
Date: 9/26/2007 12:10:00 PM  ( Admin )   I would save him myself. He doesn't know he's a spider. He didn't chose to be one. He does get rid of other nasty'er bugs. He's a good little bug.
Date: 9/26/2007 12:44:00 PM  From Authorid: 61847    Since the little bugger isn't coming out, you could try some windex.. It is not just good for pimples. That way he's still in tact to show your girls.  
Date: 9/26/2007 1:35:00 PM  From Authorid: 53284    Stage his death to look like a suicide and have CSI investigate.  
Date: 9/26/2007 1:38:00 PM  From Authorid: 15070    My first thought? Time for a two bathroom house....  
Date: 9/26/2007 1:39:00 PM  From Authorid: 15070    OMG! Hockey Man, that ROCKS!!!!  
Date: 9/26/2007 1:42:00 PM  From Authorid: 15070    Krysta-you DO understand the rules, right? "Once you name them, they're yours....?"  
Date: 9/26/2007 1:42:00 PM  From Authorid: 27534    Flame thrower? Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmm hmmmmmmmm lay out 8 tap dancing shoes.....put on Free Bird.....turn the speed up and let him dance himself to death? Ummmmmmm........ introduce him to a Black Widow?  
Date: 9/26/2007 1:43:00 PM  From Authorid: 15070    SAVE GEORGE SAVE GEORGE SAVE GEORGE SAVE GEORGE SAVE GEORGE SAVE GEORGE SAVE GEORGE SAVE GEORGE SAVE GEORGE SAVE GEORGE SAVE GEORGE SAVE GEORGE SAVE GEORGE (I have a new cause) :P  
Date: 9/26/2007 1:48:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 30986    Ha ha, you guys are too funny! How am I going to pick? I haven't seen the little devil since I posted this earlier this morning. Maybe his spidey senses told him his days were numbered and he moved on, since I called in the reinforcements. Now I have to decide who won...HELP!  
Date: 9/26/2007 1:58:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 30986    Where is that rule written down? I missed it...I used to co-own a tarantula through marriage, don't want to own another one. What do you mean it's mine after I name it. What'll happen if I kill it now?? Sheesh!  
Date: 9/26/2007 2:07:00 PM  From Authorid: 15070    I am not sure, my Parents used that one because of my habit of bringing home "strays". Or maybe I used it on my Parents to keep what I brought home....I forget.  
Date: 9/26/2007 2:09:00 PM  From Authorid: 15070    BTW-I am not a Spider-Killer. Mostly because if the Dog or the Hubby don't kill it, it "owns" the room till it moves on. Unless I can sweep it out the door and it does not cling to the broom. Then the broom stays outside.  
Date: 9/26/2007 2:37:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 30986    LOL, thanks for the info Spirit, I was getting worried about some spirit curse or something, I think it has moved on though, at least I hope so anyway. If it does come back I'm spraying it with hairspray and sucking it up in the vacum cleaner.  
Date: 9/26/2007 4:09:00 PM  From Authorid: 26573    Aww, Thanks. It was easy to come up with after watching the Bears on Sunday!!  
Date: 9/26/2007 4:56:00 PM  From Authorid: 21903    LOL! Hockey's suggestion was SOOOO funny!!! Hope it works!   
Date: 9/26/2007 7:36:00 PM  From Authorid: 48809    I liked the one that Wild Bob brought up! I thought this was so funny.... still laughing .lol.  
Date: 9/26/2007 7:51:00 PM  From Authorid: 43015    you know...from reading some of the comments I'm like "aww poor spider! don't kill it!!!" but another part of me is saying "I hate spiders....kill it! kill it!" so yeah...=P  
Date: 9/26/2007 7:51:00 PM  From Authorid: 64365    Congratulations! Way to go, Hockey Man  

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