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Profile of a Poster On a Christian Website :D

  Author:  24924  Category:(Humor) Created:(9/23/2007 4:42:00 PM)
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"I am a 51 year old man of God. I am an ordained minister. I am a part-time male nurse. I am semi-retired due to two decades of tax evasion on the State and federal level. I am a creationist and I believe that evolution is a scam perpetuated by secular conspirators. I can do 100 push-ups and sit-ups in a row. I will soon have a black belt in karate and firmly believe that I can out-wrestle most men half my age. I prefer paranormal explanations over scientific ones. I am very attractive and immensely popular. I have an I.Q. of 135 according to one online IQ test. That makes me a gifted man." 

 

He forgot to say he also is in the CIA and is also a part time brain surgeon. 

 

 

Let's see now.....A middle-aged, tax-evading, superstitious, underemployed, preacher man/conspiracy theorist who takes Internet IQ tests seriously.

A real catch, ladies. Go get 'em!

 

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Date: 9/23/2007 4:47:00 PM  From Authorid: 3901    don't forget very attractive and immensely popular   
Date: 9/23/2007 4:50:00 PM  From Authorid: 26303    ROTFLMBO. Yes, he certainly thinks highly of himself.  
Date: 9/23/2007 4:54:00 PM  From Authorid: 35720    Wow.. someone has an ego.  
Date: 9/23/2007 4:55:00 PM  From Authorid: 35720    Pride is one of the 7 deadlys, ya know?  
Date: 9/23/2007 4:55:00 PM  From Authorid: 64365    lol...I'll pass, thank you  
Date: 9/23/2007 5:20:00 PM  From Authorid: 63192    **here  
Date: 9/23/2007 5:20:00 PM  From Authorid: 63192    I think the real question that comes to mind her thinker, is what were YOU doing on a Christian website?   
Date: 9/23/2007 6:50:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 24924    Actually, Shortie, I had a friend send me a link and when I clicked on it (I wanted to see for myself) sure enough, there it was. I realize some folks don't maybe have a sense of humor; but I thought it was amusing the way he listed all his "attributes" and kinda bragging and all.  
Date: 9/23/2007 7:14:00 PM  From Authorid: 64497    Hehe, this is funny -Callice  
Date: 9/23/2007 7:28:00 PM  From Authorid: 45630    hmmmmmm how dare you show my private profile on this website!!!!!lol  
Date: 9/23/2007 7:30:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 24924    LMBO! ^^^ busted, huh?  
Date: 9/23/2007 7:33:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 24924    I go to a website where thousands of these types of examples come in from all over the world. Just when I think I've heard it all; another one is posted. There is a post that has been going on for years and many pages of them. There's never a shortage of material.  
Date: 9/23/2007 7:55:00 PM  From Authorid: 11341    That makes me a gifted man...wow if only I werent married!  
Date: 9/23/2007 7:59:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 24924    I saw him first, DMK! We could flip a coin?   
Date: 9/24/2007 7:31:00 AM  From Authorid: 40979    -_- what a bone head lol. Ego big enough?  
Date: 9/24/2007 12:27:00 PM  From Authorid: 14314    LOL, that was funny  
Date: 9/24/2007 12:59:00 PM  From Authorid: 63192    I was just joking Thinker... in all truth the ones who brag the most are most likely the ones who need the biggest ego boost because they are NOTHING like they say! I'm not even going to go into what I think he could possibly look like in real life! lol.  
Date: 9/24/2007 1:26:00 PM  From Authorid: 49091    ROTFLMAO!!!!  
Date: 10/29/2007 4:51:00 PM  From Authorid: 27706    I don't doubt for a second that this is real. there are a lot of people like that, that call themselves Christians. please don't base your opinion of Christian on people like that. God tells us to be humble, and he obviously isn't  

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