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Welcome to the annual wastisticatical, international meeting of professionals. Free calculators!

  Author:  63644  Category:(Party Line) Created:(8/11/2007 2:16:00 AM)
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Okay, so shall we begin the meeting? I am here to say: Welcome, and let us begin debating the newest topic at hand: the statistics of... umm... errr.... ah forget it! Let's just party! (or attempt to, through the internet, though it's not physically possible, because this is the internet and.. umm.. okay forget all that.)

 

Yeah, so as you can tell, I'm bored.. so let's begin our meeting... (O.o)

 

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Date: 8/11/2007 2:18:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 63644    *Throws confetti and waits for someone.* I'm lonely   
Date: 8/11/2007 2:20:00 AM  From Authorid: 26303    *Sneaks up behind AA and blows party horn* hehe, hi!  
Date: 8/11/2007 2:21:00 AM  From Authorid: 64497    Hey, whats up? How's everyone's day going so far? -Callice  
Date: 8/11/2007 2:22:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 63644    *Steals party horn and whacks AG in the head..* of course it's not supposed to HURT.. or is it?? :P  
Date: 8/11/2007 2:23:00 AM  From Authorid: 64497    I always thought that they were secret torture devices.. Some truly sick mind created those. -Callice  
Date: 8/11/2007 2:24:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 63644    Hey Callice. Nothing really, I'm just bored. And, my day.. it's 55 AM. My day just started. :P But yeah, it's been okay.. if you count sleeping for about an hour, then eating something as "okay." lol. I really should find some hobbies. -_-  
Date: 8/11/2007 2:26:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 63644    Definitely torture devices. They're more evil than they look... This is SO irrelevant, but.. STUPID MOSQUITOES!! I've been itching my arm all DAY, there's a HUGE bump on my arm because of them.. *sigh* Must... not..... itch...  
Date: 8/11/2007 2:26:00 AM  From Authorid: 64497    Ugh.. Its 2:30 over here... I don't want my day to start *whines*. I'm eating some delicious noodles, top ramen. Pshh, hobbies aren't as fun as sitting on your bum being bored out of your mind LOL. -Callice  
Date: 8/11/2007 2:27:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 63644    *twitches*  
Date: 8/11/2007 2:27:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 63644    Must.. not.. itch.. must.. not....   
Date: 8/11/2007 2:27:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 63644    OMG I love top ramen (chicken flavor) it's awesome and cheap. :] the perfect combination!  
Date: 8/11/2007 2:28:00 AM  ( Admin )   Ok.. no more fun in here.. let's talk about numbers.. one.. two.. tress, fourps.. fizzls.. drizzels and ZZzZZZzzz.. g-night everyone
Date: 8/11/2007 2:29:00 AM  ( Admin )   I love that Costco chicken and noodles in a cup... great Office food.
Date: 8/11/2007 2:29:00 AM  From Authorid: 64497    lol! I'm having chicken flavor, I never liked the beef.. But chicken flavor is addicting. Gah! I hate mosquitos with a fiery passion.. But they seem to love me, I'm always smacking myself whenever I see them.. I'm sure everyone else thinks I'm insane lo.. -Callice  
Date: 8/11/2007 2:29:00 AM  From Authorid: 26303    *rubs head* that hurt! Starts scratching, just for the heck of it. scratch scratch scratch  
Date: 8/11/2007 2:30:00 AM  From Authorid: 26303    *sneaks into party and throws glitter everywhere* lol, I looooooooooooooveeeeeeee glitter.  
Date: 8/11/2007 2:30:00 AM  From Authorid: 64497    *waves* Nighty night.. Wait.. what are you doing sleeping? Jeeze.. lightweight :-p. -Callice  
Date: 8/11/2007 2:31:00 AM  From Authorid: 64497    Gah! I look like a giant sparkly thing.. Not a pretty sight I assure you. -Callice  
Date: 8/11/2007 2:31:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 63644    Costco? I love that store. It's got everything you can think of lol. And I don't think that's the right way to count.. after fizzls comes mizzles not drizzles! :P  
Date: 8/11/2007 2:32:00 AM  From Authorid: 64497    The employees in Costco always scared me when I was a little kid for some reason.. I don't know. -Callice  
Date: 8/11/2007 2:33:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 63644    AG glitter makes everything more fun. and Callice is right, the second you got in here, George, you fell asleep! :O The party must not be that fun. LOL :P We should get some music in here.. and put the speakers next to your ear. That'll wake you up for sure.   
Date: 8/11/2007 2:35:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 63644    They scared you? How traumatic was that experience? :P Maybe we should have a psychiatrist's session.. I'll be the psychiatrist. Feel free to explain :P  
Date: 8/11/2007 2:37:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 63644    Err... I have to *go..* Not, go as in leave.. but *go!!* O.O Wait for me, don't have TOO much fun while I'm gone. O.o  
Date: 8/11/2007 2:37:00 AM  From Authorid: 64497    I had this one old Costco lady walk up to me and offer me cheese once... I cried my head off, since then I see little old ladies with cheese running after me in my dreams.. *cries* They talk to me too... :-p -Callice  
Date: 8/11/2007 2:38:00 AM  From Authorid: 64497    I'm off for a nicotine break... Be back in like 5 minutes I know.. bad me.. I need to stop -Callice  
Date: 8/11/2007 2:48:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 63644    Cheese, how scary lol. But I guess that would be kind of freaky, considering how when people are little, they are scared more easily. And, enjoy your break lol. But come back. You will come back, right? *hears a car engine start to run, then tires screeching. Looks out the window and sees Callice's car leaving her driveway.* Thank you, come again..*says it Apu-style* O.o Lol.  
Date: 8/11/2007 2:50:00 AM  From Authorid: 64497    LOL. I'm back... Did anyone miss me? *looks around and hears the silence..* -Callice  
Date: 8/11/2007 2:59:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 63644    LOL yeah of course we missed you, you were gone for a whole 12 minutes. That's 7 minutes later than you said. How could you? > Lol kidding   
Date: 8/11/2007 3:02:00 AM  From Authorid: 42945    Yes Callice, did miss you hun lol! did you enjoy your lung bunger?? LOL!!!no more glitter getting shot around the party Aussie Girl too hard to clean up...throw balloons around okay LOL!!  
Date: 8/11/2007 3:03:00 AM  From Authorid: 64497    *nods* Yup yup, it made me feel good. Even though I normally don't smoke menthols, I decided to get some.. I'll probably regret this decision halfway through the pack. -Callice  
Date: 8/11/2007 3:04:00 AM  From Authorid: 64497    Lol, sorry . I saw some cookies on the counter and decided to make a pit stop.. Can't resist those cookies.. -Callice  
Date: 8/11/2007 3:08:00 AM  From Authorid: 26303    *fills Zema's balloons with glitter, passes innocently to her. Giving Zema that sweet, butter wouldn't melt in her mouth smile".  
Date: 8/11/2007 3:09:00 AM  From Authorid: 26303    Callice, when I smoked, 20 kilos ago, I smoked menthol. I couldn't stand the others. I liked to think they left me with minty breath. lol. Apparently not!  
Date: 8/11/2007 3:09:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 63644    I'm back! I had a panic attack because Callice left.. :| *breathes heavily into paper bag..* hehe  
Date: 8/11/2007 3:09:00 AM  From Authorid: 64497    *Hides behind Aqua Angel* -Callice  
Date: 8/11/2007 3:10:00 AM  From Authorid: 64497    Oooh.. I've always wondered if those paper bag things worked.. I just thought they were fun to blow up and hear the crinkly sounds. -Callice  
Date: 8/11/2007 3:10:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 63644    AG that sure was sneaky :/ I'm sure she'll never notice LOL  
Date: 8/11/2007 3:11:00 AM  From Authorid: 26303    *hands pin to Aqua Angel* "Dare ya to pop Zema's balloons. Double dare ya"  
Date: 8/11/2007 3:11:00 AM  From Authorid: 64497    I usually smoke Malboro Reds, but every once in a while I get menthol. They make me have a light and fuzzy feeling lol. -Callice  
Date: 8/11/2007 3:12:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 63644    DOES it work?! Someone try it out..., eeny, meeny, miny, moe..  
Date: 8/11/2007 3:14:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 63644    Ohh, you dared me Aussie Girl. I'll do it.. swear I will. Yep, definitely. No doubt about it.. I'm gonn do it.. Whoops!! What happened there?! I dropped the pin.. *ahem* *whistles innocently*  
Date: 8/11/2007 3:14:00 AM  From Authorid: 26303    Chicken! lol  
Date: 8/11/2007 3:14:00 AM  From Authorid: 64497    First we have to give someone a panic attack.. I have an idea, I'll run outside not very clothed and run past my neighbor's house. He has to have a heart attack or a panic attack... -Callice  
Date: 8/11/2007 3:15:00 AM  From Authorid: 64497    *breathes a sigh of relief at not being covered in glitter.. again.. * -Callice  
Date: 8/11/2007 3:17:00 AM  From Authorid: 26303    Darn, nobody is game enough. Zema, look at the pretties in your balloons.  
Date: 8/11/2007 3:17:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 63644    Hahah Callice! Either that, or there could be an easier and less embarrassing way.. :P  
Date: 8/11/2007 3:18:00 AM  From Authorid: 26303    Okay, so what music are we listening to? I love Scissor Sisters for dancing. Anyone object?  
Date: 8/11/2007 3:18:00 AM  From Authorid: 64497    *sighs* But it wouldn't be funny if it didn't embarass someone.. And I just looove to embarass myself lol. -Callice  
Date: 8/11/2007 3:19:00 AM  From Authorid: 26303    What did I miss? Why do we have to give someone a panic or heart attack?  
Date: 8/11/2007 3:21:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 63644    Hey, I am not no chicken! Moves the pin under Aussie Girl's feet so she can step on it.. laughs evilly. MWAHAHAHHAHAHAH--- Rewind that.. (I've been watching too many movies) Moves the pin near the balloon, watches everyone's eyes fill with horror... slowly, dramatically moves the pin closer. Everyone bites their nails.. waiting.. watching.. waiting, watching... the suspense builds.. everyone stares.. and Aqua Angel says: WHOOPS!! Dropped that pin again.. ahem.. I must be REALLY clumsy.  
Date: 8/11/2007 3:22:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 63644    Aussie Girl, we need to give someone a panic attack so that they breathe into the paper bag, so we can test out if that really works. Lol.  
Date: 8/11/2007 3:25:00 AM  From Authorid: 26303    *nervously watches as AA gets closer and closer to the balloon, moves to edge of her seat* darn, geez that girl is clumsy.  
Date: 8/11/2007 3:26:00 AM  From Authorid: 26303    Give me that bag!!!! Now! After watching and holding my breath waiting for AA to pop Zema's balloons and it not happening, I'm having an attack. You can't do that do an old lady AA. Breathe, breathe, breathe.  
Date: 8/11/2007 3:26:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 63644    Ya know what bothers me? When you write stuff, like, maybe: "Hey, that's really cool. I want to try that some day." and the other person replies: "Yes." (it's just an example, sorry... I'm not creative :P lol) I mean, can you think of something more detailed than "YES?!" and what kind of response is THAT?! Yes?? Err.. sorry for being so random. Someone slap me every time I say something random.  
Date: 8/11/2007 3:27:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 63644    Aussie Girl, I should have kept the suspense going... so that you'd fall off your seat completely. Then I'd laugh!! Who's clumsy now? Lol kidding.   
Date: 8/11/2007 3:27:00 AM  From Authorid: 64497    Lol, I hate when people do that too. I want them to explain or say something more than yes. -Callice  
Date: 8/11/2007 3:28:00 AM  From Authorid: 26303    mmmmmmm, yes.
  
Date: 8/11/2007 3:29:00 AM  From Authorid: 26303    Now, you are prepared to have me fall off my chair, but not prepared to pop a balloon? lol  
Date: 8/11/2007 3:30:00 AM  From Authorid: 26303    *Picks up pin, grabs balloon off Zema, stomps over to AA and ......................*  
Date: 8/11/2007 3:30:00 AM  From Authorid: 26303    .........drops the stupid pin too  
Date: 8/11/2007 3:30:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 63644    LOL Aussie Girl, so does it work?? Tell me, I'm dying to know! :P  
Date: 8/11/2007 3:31:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 63644    Not a balloon filled with glitter.. this IS a new dress you know. Aww what the heck. *pops balloon and watches everyone's face after they are covered in glitter*  
Date: 8/11/2007 3:31:00 AM  From Authorid: 26303    Think blowing into that paper bag made me light headed, and clumsy too! lol  
Date: 8/11/2007 3:31:00 AM  From Authorid: 64497    *runs far away from AA* Uh oh... -Callice  
Date: 8/11/2007 3:31:00 AM  From Authorid: 64497    Jeeze, everyone is so clumsy lol. You had me scared there for a second. -Callice  
Date: 8/11/2007 3:32:00 AM  From Authorid: 26303    Yay, you did it!!!! Glitter everywhere. I love it!  
Date: 8/11/2007 3:32:00 AM  From Authorid: 26303    Hey, that dress looks great with the added sparkle. You've got bling now.  
Date: 8/11/2007 3:33:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 63644    It's like a Barbie world or something! Lol :P Glitter everywhere.. hehe.  
Date: 8/11/2007 3:33:00 AM  From Authorid: 64497    Be back in a few, the cookies are calling my name... I can hear them. -Callice  
Date: 8/11/2007 3:34:00 AM  From Authorid: 26303    Mission accomplished. Now I must go back to the mundane life of a mother and wife and wash the dinner dishes. lol. Have fun girls. I had heaps of fun, even if I did have a little attack. The paper bag has worked wonders. lol  
Date: 8/11/2007 3:35:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 63644    Yaayy!! I've got bling! My lifelong dream has been fulfilled! :P And Callice, hurry back and bring me some cookies while you're at it! (Please? *stares at her with puppy dog eyes.. I want some cookies. They're calling my name too... just not as loudly.)  
Date: 8/11/2007 3:36:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 63644    Hehe, okay AG. Have fun with the dishes! (As if :P)  
Date: 8/11/2007 3:37:00 AM  From Authorid: 42945    AG you'll have to run that vacuum cleaner over the room here at USM with all that glittery stuff LOL!!!  
Date: 8/11/2007 3:39:00 AM  From Authorid: 42945    LOL @ you girls...I'm off to bed now, this old chook can't keep up like you younguns LOL!! have fun kids....*hugs* and goodnight...  
Date: 8/11/2007 3:45:00 AM  From Authorid: 64497    *brings some cookies* Aww.. we lost someone -Callice  
Date: 8/11/2007 3:45:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 63644    okay Zema, see you again sometime soon good night.. come to think of it, I'm pretty tired, myself! *yawns and stretches* I think I'm going to go to sleep too.. only slept for around an hour tonight. I wonder what Callice will think when she comes back with cookies, and everyone's gone?? :/ Sorry Callice, if you're reading this! If this party's not dead by around noon (it probably will be though lol) I'll come back   
Date: 8/11/2007 3:46:00 AM  From Authorid: 64497    Night everyone, I'm going to go wander off somewhere lol. -Callice  
Date: 8/11/2007 3:48:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 63644    Nooooo where'd my comment go? I made a comment and it disappeared, must have deleted it accidently. Okay, anyway, good night. Before I go... *takes a cookie* thanks Callice!   
Date: 8/11/2007 12:38:00 PM  From Authorid: 15157    HaHa I think you ran outta calculators by now.  

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