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VK's Second Cheese Party *free cheese hats!*

  Author:  60792  Category:(Party Line) Created:(3/26/2007 8:16:00 PM)
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Remember about a year and a half ago, I threw this big cheese party and gave cheese hats (and Sailor Sun kept eating hers). Well...it's about time for another yeah? Now, remember Crimson Regret that the cheese hats are NOT edible and are NOT made out of cheese...you don't want to know what they are made of, but please do wear them on your head (but remember to wash your hair tonight though!).

The table of refreshments is over there in the corner next to the hot tub that is bubbling with nacho cheese instead of water and the rim is a large dish full of nacho chips, so please do jump in! But for sanitary reasons, do take off all of your clothes...we don't cotton fuzzies in the cheese!

There is a big, big, BIG pitcher of milk with champagne flutes for you to quench your thirst beside the table, just tip the nozzle and the milk will come on out. But please remember to make sure it's locked back tight...one time we had a milk spill and it mixed somehow with the cheese from the hot tub...NOT a pretty sight.

So check your coats and grab a hat and come on in and party!

CHEESE ON!

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Date: 3/26/2007 8:18:00 PM  From Authorid: 53909    Did someone say cheeeeeese???  
Date: 3/26/2007 8:19:00 PM  From Authorid: 63209    O_O I REMEMBER THE CHEESE HATSSS. But I ate one in chat and got very very sick. -steals 3874 cheese hats- I need these. Thank you. >_>  
Date: 3/26/2007 8:19:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 60792    yes, why yes they did! partido del queso!!!  
Date: 3/26/2007 8:20:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 60792    do you still have the ointment we had for the rash on your bum? I think that cleared up the sickness.  
Date: 3/26/2007 8:36:00 PM  From Authorid: 43991    ewwwwwww I hate the word ointment.  
Date: 3/26/2007 8:43:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 60792    oh right we said 'balm' last time. lol. Anal balm.  
Date: 3/26/2007 9:11:00 PM  From Authorid: 43991    LOL Anal balm doesn't sound a whole lot better!  
Date: 3/26/2007 9:35:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 60792    lol well don't tell anyone, but eating this cheese hats could possibly cause anal leakage.  
Date: 3/26/2007 10:45:00 PM  From Authorid: 11176    cheese party fun  
Date: 3/26/2007 10:46:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 60792    and it goes foooooooooooorever  
Date: 3/27/2007 4:31:00 AM  From Authorid: 64162    Whoohoo! I'm here...where's my cheese hat?!  
Date: 3/27/2007 6:39:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 60792    *tosses out a dozen cheese hats*  
Date: 3/27/2007 2:32:00 PM  From Authorid: 10773    Awwwwwwwwwwwwww cheeseness. *wipes a tear away* ^_^  
Date: 3/27/2007 3:09:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 60792    you're late! lol.  
Date: 7/17/2007 6:25:00 PM  From Authorid: 63846    Yay! *grabs hat* Uhm... *walks around and falls into jacuzzi* *takes off shoes* I've always wanted to do this...  
Date: 7/17/2007 6:26:00 PM  From Authorid: 63846    BTW... Sorry that my sister was trying to eat her hat... ^.^"  

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