Date: 3/6/2007 9:28:00 PM
From Authorid: 62881
What a title...  |
Date: 3/6/2007 9:42:00 PM
From Authorid: 5301
...we had a bad snow storm last Thursday and the guy I usually car pool with must've been incredibly happy once we got back to town after three hours of crawling traffic and me with my silent-but-deadlys. I had had a big heaping helping of chili for lunch and I was in my prime. I couldn't help it. There was this gas bubble inside me that was about six feet in diameter. What can you do?  |
Date: 3/6/2007 9:47:00 PM
From Authorid: 26303
lol. Yeah, we were at a trivia night, cramped into this small room and no air. Ughhhhhh. LOL Hekler. Poor guy!  |
Date: 3/6/2007 10:11:00 PM
From Authorid: 17014
I encountered one of those 'loud' families that go shopping together and yell between isles and everything. I came down a frozen food aisle and there they were, so I intended to get what I wanted and get the heck out of there, they were so annoying. SO I started trucking to get past them and the one big brother (I'm guessing he was, but who knows, they were all into adulthood) backed away from the sister (guessing again) and said OMG! really loud and I had no choice but to truck through their 'cloud of evil gases,' it was so disgusting and humiliating to even be in the same aisle as them. Even though I held my breath, the smell was inevitable....excuse me while I hurl!!!  |
Date: 3/6/2007 10:44:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 26557
LOL OMG!!!! That is hilarious!!!
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Date: 3/6/2007 11:15:00 PM
From Authorid: 42945
Hmmm! what a title!!!  |
Date: 3/7/2007 4:42:00 AM
From Authorid: 64160
LOL reminds me of the only two people on the elevator story! My son about killed us all in an line at the store, I just laid my head on the cart while he laughed!  |
Date: 3/7/2007 5:08:00 AM
From Authorid: 64365
LOL. That is just too funny. Quite a few years ago, I was dating this guy, and we went to visit some of his friends in San Antonio. We decided to go see Forrest Gump at the Drive In one of the nights. After a huge meal, we left to go to the movies. On the way, he stopped to gas up the car, and while getting out of the car left a silent killer behind. It was deadly. An eye burner. I didn't know he had done this, so I'm saying this silent prayer, and hoping that when he gets back in the car he doesn't think it's me. When he finally did get back in the car he said, "I need to tell you this. I'm having a case of bad gas." Okay, we get to the movies, and he parks the car where the passenger side door is so close to the post I can't open it. Then, he takes off his leg, and lays it in the back seat. He's not planning on moving until the movie is over. I didn't get to see Forrest Gump hardly at all. I couldn't roll down the window because of the mosquitoes, so here I am every few minutes engulfed in a cloud I can't get out of, and I'm just so miserable. Finally, I told him, I have to go to the ladies room and it won't wait. So, I have to wait for him to get his leg back on, so he can step outside the car. Eveytime he bent forward, another wave of odor came through. Finally, I'm out. I told him he didn't have to escort me, but he insisted. LOL. I just wanted to get away, and get some fresh air for awhile. I know it was the medication he has to take, plus all the stuff he ate at the house, but I could only take so much.  |
Date: 3/7/2007 11:40:00 AM
From Authorid: 34078
They should have an open flame near his rear to burn off the ozone depleting gas.  |
Date: 3/7/2007 3:50:00 PM
From Authorid: 12072
LoL! I can't believe I'm about to tell this...I was at my grandparents house, sitting on a metal folding chair next to my grandpa in the kitchen, when I let one...let one SO LOUD that he jumped up and exclaimed "who shot?" thinking my uncle or someone shot a gun (they live in the country). All my grandma and I could do was laugh! BTW, it's not like he's old and has hearing problems--he's only 70, and this was probably close to 7 years ago.  |
Date: 3/7/2007 6:50:00 PM
From Authorid: 63121
LOL! Great story. There's this guy I used to work with, he'd go down one of the aisles and let one rip then run to the next aisle. One day it was pretty funny because I happened to look over and he walked down this aisle really fast and turned the corner and some people walked down it and had the most grossed out looks on their faces! LOL. They were like... "Uh, what IS that smell! That's gross!" Then you see my coworker in the next aisle trying to surpress his laughter. LOL! It was great.  |
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Date: 3/7/2007 10:26:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 26557
LMAO! OMG that is hilarious!!! |
Date: 5/11/2008 9:11:00 PM
From Authorid: 63962
He could have at least held it and excused himself to the bathroom every now and then! LOL Obviously, from how you described him though, he didn't really care about the job or about being there that day, so it don't surprise me he was doing that.  |
