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Osama gives out free camels to troops that "Go Home!"

  Author:  52155  Category:(News) Created:(2/13/2007 7:23:00 AM)
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Bagdad-

Osama Bin Laden, long been number 1 on the USA's hit list, has issued a new video, seemingly in response to President George Bush's latest political ploy- Free Sport Utility Vehicles to families of fallen United States military members.

Osama's idea? Free Camels to any American troops currently involved in the conflict in the Middle East that head home, immediately.

Along with the video, Osama has also created pamphlets, written in large text to exude imporatance, that spells out the details of his plan:

1- be American.

2- Leave the Middle East

3- Leave behind your home address

4- Osama will find it and send you a camel

5- Enjoy your camel!

U.S. Democratic Senator's John Kerry and Ted Kennedy are both behind this latest measure to bring the troops home. Oddly enough, John Kerry also is on record for voting in approval for the seemingly contradictory President's "SUV for Fallen Troops" measure.



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Date: 2/13/2007 7:24:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 52155    simply amazing...  
Date: 2/13/2007 7:25:00 AM  From Authorid: 1799    Oh please, give them something better than camels! You gotta top Hillary now!  
Date: 2/13/2007 7:28:00 AM  From Authorid: 62998    LOL! EDDO, i needed a good laugh to wake me up this morning, thanks!  
Date: 2/13/2007 7:28:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 52155    Emi, this is for current troops. Hillary's measure is just for war-protesters. There is a difference, please try to keep up.  
Date: 2/13/2007 7:29:00 AM  From Authorid: 1799    Still politics, and they always have to one-up each other.  
Date: 2/13/2007 7:32:00 AM  From Authorid: 12072    hmm, depends how much that camel eats...if it costs less then fuel let me at it! lol!  
Date: 2/13/2007 7:34:00 AM  From Authorid: 15228    Your link doesn't work. I'm surprised Osama would part with so many camels...I heard his troops use them to....keep themselves warm at night.  
Date: 2/13/2007 7:45:00 AM  From Authorid: 2030    John Kerry voted for it before voting against it I hear.  
Date: 2/13/2007 7:49:00 AM  From Authorid: 2030    Osama is currently the #3 Democratic contender at the Iowa Caucus, or is that Obama? Is Obama the camel guy? I'm so confused.  
Date: 2/13/2007 7:52:00 AM  From Authorid: 19613    Eh...no wonder all the best comedians are liberals.  
Date: 2/13/2007 7:53:00 AM  From Authorid: 62998    I'll take that as a compliment DP =p  
Date: 2/13/2007 7:54:00 AM  From Authorid: 15228    That's so true, Dark Phoenix. Think of the laugh riot this would have been with a few F bombs thrown in.  
Date: 2/13/2007 7:58:00 AM  From Authorid: 2030    Suprising considering that apparently Liberals have no sense of humor.  
Date: 2/13/2007 7:58:00 AM  From Authorid: 62998    That can be arranged Kelly, though I'll get myself banned again LOL!  
Date: 2/13/2007 8:05:00 AM  From Authorid: 26803    Hey wait a minute...do camels produce green house gasses? This is just a new form of eco-terrorism! why that dirty...LOL. Is there a reason you posted this in the news? not humor?  
Date: 2/13/2007 8:10:00 AM  From Authorid: 15228    Typo Demon, you have to be banned at least twice to be a card carrying member of the banned club. You'll even learn our secret handshake and get to come to potluck Wednesdays.  
Date: 2/13/2007 8:12:00 AM  From Authorid: 7830    lol....eddo eddo eddo  
Date: 2/13/2007 8:25:00 AM  From Authorid: 62998    Kelly, i've been banned quite a few times lol. It's just Radman has sympathy for me heh and keeps letting me back in  
Date: 2/13/2007 8:27:00 AM  From Authorid: 15228    Than you should be our President!  
Date: 2/13/2007 8:37:00 AM  From Authorid: 62998    nah, can't do the job. I actually like some people  
Date: 2/13/2007 1:39:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 52155    I might go enlist, just so I can come home and get a free camel.  
Date: 2/13/2007 2:27:00 PM  From Authorid: 53284    Doesn't he realize that we frown upon smoking?  
Date: 6/22/2007 8:25:00 AM  From Authorid: 62918    I want a camel!!!  

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