1. At lunch, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hairdryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.
2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.
3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.
4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "In."
5. When trying on clothes in a dressing room yell out, "There's no toilet paper in here!"
6. In the memo field of all your checks write, "For (Certain) Favors."
7. Finish all your sentences with "in accordance to the prophecy."
8. Don't use punctuation
9. As often and possible, skip rather than walk.
10. Specify that your drive-thru order is "to go."
11. Sing along at the opera- or wherever you might be.
12. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.
13. Pit mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all day.
14. When the money comes out of the ATM scream, "Iwon! I won!"
15. When leaving the zoo, start runnning towards the parking lot yelling, "Run for your lives, they're loose!"
16. Tell your children over dinner, "Due to the economy we are going to have to let one of you go."
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