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Grr....SALES CALL.... ~~Distraught~~

  Author:  62887  Category:(Discussion) Created:(12/22/2006 8:06:00 PM)
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Well at 8:41pm (Az time) I get a sales call. Well, at first I was thinking of cursing this person out. Then, I decided to be nice. So I ended up talking to him for about a good 15 minutes about People Pc. Heres how our conversation went.....

Him: Hello Ma'am, Im calling from People Pc to see if you're intrested in...

Me: Uh, I don't have a computer.

Him: Oh, well, how about internet?

Me: Nope. My religion doesn't believe in it.

Him: Oh, well do you have a laptop.

Me: Nope.

Him: How about uhhh, well email.

Me: I don't have email.

Him: Well then, how do you pass your day?

Me: I have a notepad. Him: Ok! With People Pc you can...

Me: Yup, all day I draw on my preety note pad.

Him: Excuse me? Me: You know pencil and paper!

Him: Oh. Well Do you have internet?

Me: What's internet?

Him: Internet is what connects computer with other computers. You can also view websites...

Me: What's a website?

Him: A website is what allows people to order items such as our program.

Me: Is it like a window?

Him: Excuse me?

Me: You know. A window. Like you can look through a glass and see different things. Like looking into a house.

Him: No, not at all.

Me: Then whats the point of having websites?

Him: Do you have email?

Me: I have mail.

Him: Ok, with our email....

Me: Can the email be delievered to my mail box?

Him: Yes, the inbox.

Me: No, my mail box. You know the post man brings it in.

Him: No, it can't go through the post office.

Me: Why, I want my email to go to my mail box.

Him: Well ma'am....

Me: ("crying")Why can't it come to my mail box? I like the mail box...

Him: Well with People Pc...

Me: ("crying")I got to go I wanted my email to e sent to my mail box.

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Date: 12/22/2006 8:11:00 PM  From Authorid: 64304    that was mean very very mean ~~~ wye  
Date: 12/22/2006 8:12:00 PM  From Authorid: 45906    sounds like something ide do p.s. want a puppy?  
Date: 12/22/2006 8:12:00 PM  From Authorid: 1799    I love the "my religion doesn't believe in it". lol. See, this I don't mind as much, because at least it will give them something to talk about later. :P  
Date: 12/22/2006 8:19:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 62887    ya.....but its 8pm at night....that was mean  
Date: 12/22/2006 8:20:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 62887    i want a puppy...but i have a kittty.....  
Date: 12/22/2006 8:21:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 62887    lol EMi.....ya...i figured they would hang up by that time  
Date: 12/22/2006 8:22:00 PM  From Authorid: 1799    Why did he call you mama? Or did you mean ma'am? lol  
Date: 12/22/2006 8:28:00 PM  From Authorid: 64304    jobs like that suck and are hard as it is buut atleast it was creative?? he probably laughed abouyt it  
Date: 12/22/2006 8:28:00 PM  From Authorid: 47930    OMG that is sooooo funny!!! had me laughing so hard i couldnt even type lol...Midnight Daddy my hubby said that was great lol  
Date: 12/22/2006 9:16:00 PM  From Authorid: 4995    HAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!!!!!! That was NOT mean! That was the greatest! You deserve an Emmy award.  
Date: 12/22/2006 9:25:00 PM  From Authorid: 64365    LOL! You are TOO MUCH! That guy must have gotten off the phone wondering what just happened. Great sense of humor...thanks for sharing.  
Date: 12/22/2006 9:25:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 62887    ma'am....didnt pa much attention there lol  
Date: 12/22/2006 9:26:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 62887    .......i wonder if they will call back  
Date: 12/22/2006 9:29:00 PM  From Authorid: 64154    haha thanks for the laugh,hehe   
Date: 12/22/2006 9:50:00 PM  From Authorid: 3125    LOL, I can just imagine that man thinking to himself.."What part of the world have I contacted?!! LOL.. When I get those calls, I simply say, "No, Thank You" and I hang up without further ado.  
Date: 12/22/2006 10:31:00 PM  From Authorid: 15675    LOL they were determined werent they ? That was funny !  
Date: 12/22/2006 10:34:00 PM  From Authorid: 28190    ROFLMAO.. That was funny. I bet ya'll conversation was the talk at the office, for sure. "You know, I called this lady today, and she was totally oblivious to email being sent over the internet, she didnt even know what a website was!" xD I wonder if he took it serious.. lol *hugs*  
Date: 12/22/2006 11:23:00 PM  From Authorid: 62881    My son answers the phone when we know it is a telemarketer (caller ID) and talks in a funny voice he copied off something he downloaded...he even answered as Sling Blade a few times...it was hilarious!  
Date: 12/22/2006 11:41:00 PM  From Authorid: 7830    hahaha..LOVE it!  
Date: 12/23/2006 12:02:00 AM  From Authorid: 14464    My brothers have done weird things like that. One they would start talkinga botu really strange things and then go oh wait here's my brother and they went back and forth for awhile with that one. It is rude of them to call that late, I actually think it's against the law for them to call past a certain time and if not it should be.  
Date: 12/23/2006 12:37:00 AM  From Authorid: 62983    LMAO!...I used to work at a call center and when I was lucky enough to talk to someone who just sounded way out, it usually made my day. You get hung up on and rejected a lot, so when someone was unique like you were I'd get a kick out of it.  
Date: 12/23/2006 3:01:00 AM  From Authorid: 39370    LOL I'll have to remember that "My religion doesn't believe in it" line next time a sales person calls :P  
Date: 12/23/2006 4:23:00 AM  From Authorid: 4144    LOL! 8 pm. is too late for these people to be calling. i had one call a few weeks ago at 9:52 pm. i am so glad the number showed up on i.d. and after they told me who they were i told them i was so glad i had their name AND number so i could get out of bed and go report them. he hung up on me! i usually don't get them at home. i am on every do not call list that i could find. i have to put up with it at work but then they get really mad if i don't let them talk to the boss. even when i tell them i will get fired if i let a telemarketer through to him. they are hateful and rude. i had one tell me one day to "do your BLEEPIN job woman and put him on the phone"!! can you imagine?! i laughed so hard i almost wet myself and he got mad and hung up!!!  
Date: 12/23/2006 4:24:00 AM  From Authorid: 62383    I was always mean. lol  
Date: 12/23/2006 5:06:00 AM  From Authorid: 58308    I LOVE IT!!! LMAO!!! Sounds like when that phone company person called the house not too long ago and asked who handled our phone service. I told him we didn't have a phone so we didn't need anybody to handle it. After that, hubby turned their number into the no call service.  
Date: 12/23/2006 10:44:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 62887    it was fun....he laughed at me at some points on the phone....especially when I asked him about the mailman and email  
Date: 12/24/2006 11:45:00 AM  From Authorid: 4144    OMG! one night this guy called wanting to clean my carpet. i was in a mood so i said yes. can you guys get blood out of carpet? he says yes. i say good...come on over right now. he says he doesn't do the cleaning. i told him to send the cleaners over now cause i know for a fact it's ok to shoot somebody that comes in your house even if it is a relative!! he hung up! and one night i told a woman that the mrs. wasn't home. she didn't believe me. i finally told her that if the lady of the house was at home i sure wouldn't be here with her husband right now! she hung up!  
Date: 12/25/2006 2:56:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 62887    lol Moma cat i should try that the next time they call  
Date: 12/25/2006 6:12:00 PM  From Authorid: 64304    nah he probably forgot about the call cause he had 200 more people to call. you weren't that big part of his day.  
Date: 12/27/2006 7:53:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 62887    eh when i worked at a theater we would have memorable customers....those who werent the regulars  

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