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That's It, I Am Against Cloning !

  Author:  24924  Category:(Humor) Created:(12/16/2006 10:48:00 PM)
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An attempt to clone Saddam Hussein reveals the true nature of his relationship with Michael Jackson.





"Beat It"

[1st Verse] They Told Me they were gonna to Come Around Here Take away my Weapons, make them Disappear The Fire's In Their Eyes And Colon Powell was really Clear So I Beat It, Just Beat It....beat it

[2nd Verse] I knew I’d Better Run, Better Do What I Can Don't Wanna See my Blood, smeared all over Baghdad I Wanna Be Tough, but their bombers are bad So I Beat It, Just beat it

[Chorus] Just Beat It, Beat It, Beat It, Beat It No One Wants To Be Defeated Ain’t got no mass destruction, had to run into the night It Doesn't Matter Who's Wrong Or Right Just Beat It, Beat It Just Beat It, Beat It Just Beat It, Beat It Just Beat It, Beat It

[3rd Verse] Rumsfeld’s Out To Get You, Better Leave While You Can Don't mess with Bushy Boy, after threatin' his old Man You Wanna Stay Alive, Better Do What You Can So Beat It, Just Beat It

[4th Verse] You want to Show Them That You're Really Not Scared But your went hiding in a hole, This Ain't No Truth Or Dare They'll Kick You, Then They Beat You, Then show off your underwear So Beat It, But You Wanna Be Bad

[Chorus] Just Beat It, Beat It, Beat It, Beat It No One Wants To Be Defeated Ain’t got no mass destruction, had to run into the night It Doesn't Matter Who's Wrong Or Right Just Beat It, Beat It, Beat It, Beat It, Beat It

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Halloween is Right around the corner.. .







 
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Date: 12/16/2006 10:50:00 PM  From Authorid: 55582    omg this is to funny have u seen the one with sadam husan?(i think i did not spell name right)  
Date: 12/16/2006 10:51:00 PM  From Authorid: 61966    LOL!!! Good lord. I'd be against it too, especially if this is what kind of looks/mixed personalities we have to look forward to. Haha.  
Date: 12/17/2006 2:28:00 AM  From Authorid: 63575    This is funny - but the photo is TOO SCARY!!!! Remember this is a G sight LOL!!!  
Date: 12/17/2006 3:45:00 PM  From Authorid: 10344    Oh that is hideous!!!  

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