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Bush Will.....

  Author:  6915  Category:(News) Created:(12/5/2006 9:26:00 AM)
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I was watching The Daily Show last night and I had to laugh (I mean, the whole show is a comedy but this in particular...)

This weeks magazine headlines:

Time: Why Bush Will Listen

Newsweek-Will Bush Listen?

MAD- What, Me Listen?

Yoda Weekly- Listen, Bush Will?

Then the question was brought up "Why are we in Iraq and when are we leaving?"

Bush- 'We will not leave until the job is done.' 'Our job is to stay in Iraq.'

Conclusion- The troops will leave when they stay.

Thought it was a great eqisode..maybe you had to watch it to find it funny. I don't know. I do know modder in particular might enjoy this post. :p

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Date: 12/5/2006 10:05:00 AM  ( Admin )   The Daily Show is really funny. I love it when they talk about polititions...
Date: 12/5/2006 10:09:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 6915    Admin, my favorite by far are the Bush clips. Alot of the times they show him repeting the same phrase 5 or 6 times in one speech..Or they give two clips that are completely contradictary. I love the Colbert Report too..great stuff.  
Date: 12/5/2006 11:33:00 AM  From Authorid: 48531    rock on. " Listen, Bush Will?" hahaha I doubt it, but it's great. LOL thanks for sharing.  
Date: 12/5/2006 11:49:00 AM  From Authorid: 3125    Doesn't the following sound sooo like Bush? "What, Me Listen? The troops will leave when they stay"? LOL  
Date: 12/5/2006 12:11:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 6915    No, that doesn't sound like Bush..@ the moment that IS Bush.  
Date: 12/5/2006 2:53:00 PM  From Authorid: 33401    I love Jon Stewart Love,  
Date: 12/5/2006 7:45:00 PM  From Authorid: 48531    a lot of hi-power people have said, when you want the actual truth that is going on in Washington, watch Stewart or Colbert. LOL They play more truth than Fox, NBC, CBS, ABC, Etc.. lol I agree, plus that make light of how retarded the thing is that they are talking about. :P Thanks Shimmer  
Date: 12/5/2006 8:59:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 6915    Very true.  

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