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Kid's Do the Darndest Things (LADYLUCK is the winner!)

  Author:  24924  Category:(Discussion) Created:(11/27/2006 3:10:00 PM)
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This is what got me to thinking about all the moms with little kids ; all the moms that clean up after, cook, wash, bathe, run after and care for them with little or no breaks:

Saturday night, I was talking to a young single mom who has a very cute, adorable two year old. Wyatt is such a special little boy; so charming , bright and inquisitive, and MOST energetic. Now, Lora is always telling me about all the funny, often whacky things Wyatt says or does, but this particular story not only had me in stitches, but it made me think of just how awesome a job it is to raise and tend to young children, and how hard it must be on moms who must keep going even if they are sick, worn out, frazzled and or just wish they could somehow get a break now and then before they reach for the panic button.

Lora said she was so exhausted, just recovering from a nasty flu-like bug she had had that had lingered for weeks. She had been run ragged trying to snatch a few minutes of nap time (while Wyatt would nap); cleaning and entertaining Wyatt; and a hundred other things one needs to do in a household. She said she was on the phone trying to deal with getting a prescription whilst coughing and blowing; just feeling really miserable, when Wyatt came running to her and saying:

"Mom...ma......Mom...ma" and pulling at her hands and arms. Lora realized that he wanted her to come with him; to show her something. So she got off the phone and she was led down the hall to Wyatt's room. When she walked in.......she just about fell over. OMG! Noooooooooo!

Wyatt was so excited; pointing to what he had done; and soooooo seemingly proud of himself! He was very very proud of........of ........of......his......"artwork".

Somehow he had gotten hold of a big BLUE Crayon, and had literally scribbled all over every single wall and even the door!

Lora said he was so cute; so excited and smiling from ear to ear. But in her exhausted state she couldn't think of one single thing to say. She located what remained of the crayon; put it high upon the fridge, and went back to her other chores, and mused about not letting a two year old have crayons ever again. Later, she called her older sister, who came and took Wyatt for three days so she could get some badly needed rest and figure out how to clean those walls.

All MOMS out there with little ones; you must have similer stories ? You want to share, laugh, or just vent. Please do. Maybe you were up to your elbow's in the cookie dough or stuffing a turkey, or scrubbing the shower, etc, when a kid decides to dye the cat a bright pink or red, or his little sister's hair? Or, perhaps the night before your kid is to have school pictures taken he lost his front teeth, or decided to cut his own hair? Did you want to tear your own hair out; scream for help, while at the same time laughing your butt off? Let's hear them. * * * * * * *



Oh, and this is kinda, sorta a contest. MOM'S, Think of it like submitting your story to Reader's Digest, or Good HouseKeeping or Parents magazines or something like that. Whoever comes up with the funniest story will be declared the winner. As for the prize.....well, you'll just have to wait. It's a

GOOD'UN ! :D

*****UPDATE: I thought there would be many more stories from a lot of people, but even so, I think LADYLUCK'S would be hard to beat. Hilarious!****



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Date: 11/27/2006 3:41:00 PM  From Authorid: 10245    my kids have done some amazing things, but I'm drawing a complete blank right now, other than the usual shaving cream, baby powder & crayon stories. My son came home from school during red ribbon week and told me it was free drug day at school. He also told my mother & father-in-law   
Date: 11/27/2006 3:42:00 PM  From Authorid: 10245    And if your friend is still looking to remove the blue residue, Mr. Clean Erasers work great on crayon marks   
Date: 11/27/2006 4:03:00 PM  From Authorid: 16916    LOL I have a little girl at work who told me that she wasn't getting married until she was MUCH MUCH older...at least 16..LOL  
Date: 11/27/2006 4:25:00 PM  From Authorid: 63449    My son (who is only 4) has recently paid attention to pregnant women & their bellies. He asked me the other night - "Mom, was I in your tummy one time?"...I said "Baby, yes you were!" He replied - "How did I get in your belly?" I stuttered a second and before I could try to fumble my way through a reply he said - "Did you eat me?"...I couldn't help but laugh..  
Date: 11/27/2006 4:31:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 24924    LMBO! Good one, Carolina Blue.  
Date: 11/27/2006 5:00:00 PM  From Authorid: 15228    My daughter enjoyed the toilet. I remember hearing her one time in the bathroom, I was busy cleaning the house, she was occupied flushing the toilet which was fine with me. It took a few minutes for it to penatrate what she was doing, but she would say "I don't like that" than flush the toilet "I don't like that" and flush the toilet "I don't want that" flush...when it finally dawned on me what was going on it was to late to save my make-up.  
Date: 11/27/2006 5:07:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 24924    OMG! She was flushing everything down the toilet she didn't like. Did you have to call a plumber?  
Date: 11/27/2006 5:17:00 PM  From Authorid: 33925    Oh I have some stories to tell about my Daughter when she was little..LOL..One of my most memorable was her "Poo art"...My Daughter would kill me knowing I was repeating this story..eeek..She had a fascination with poo...yes poo. She used to take off her diaper after she did her duty and she would "colour" the walls, her pretty pink rug, her dolls, dresser, closet, door, door knob..herself! You name it, she covered it..LOL..One day my husband's Brother was babysitting and he had put her down for a nap. He heard her in her room talking to herself so he went to check on her..When he opened her bedroom door the smell just about knocked him over!! Her room and herself were completely covered! He picked her up by her fingertips and had to carry her that way to the shower where he dropped her in and turned the shower on her..Was she upset?? NOOOO...This just made it mooshy for a minute and she took advantage and covered the shower stall walls until it all washed off! Ahhhh my Daughter the artist!!  
Date: 11/27/2006 5:17:00 PM  From Authorid: 15228    A plunger took care of it. It was old military housing, so the plumbing was pretty bad to begin with.  
Date: 11/27/2006 5:21:00 PM  From Authorid: 15228    Oh man LadyLuck, that makes me tired just thinking about cleaning up all that mess.  
Date: 11/27/2006 5:23:00 PM  From Authorid: 33925    In a six month period we shampood her rug about 10 times...It WAS exhausting!! We moved out of that house and moved back to my hometown. I remember I kept smelling poo for the longest time. When we went to move, I was emptying out her drawers and there in the bottom drawer underneath her cute little clothes was a diaper face down and stuck hard to the drawer. We had to take a knife to pry it off!!  
Date: 11/27/2006 6:59:00 PM  From Authorid: 18527    I can recall sitting on the toilet only to find the seat COVERED in Lady Mitchum clear deodorant gel so the "toiled wouldn't be smelly" or the time that my glitter nail polish ended up all over the TV because it "seemed like a good idea at the time..." and I second Merc's suggestion about the Mr. Clean erasers...  
Date: 12/5/2006 4:11:00 AM  From Authorid: 33925    Woohooo!! All that cleaning of Poo finally paid off..heehee  
Date: 12/5/2006 7:00:00 AM  From Authorid: 10245    I wasn't amused by my poop smearer or I'd have had you laughing your butts off ;o)  

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