On the first day, God created the dog. God said, "Sit all day by the door of your house & bark at anyone who comes in or walks past. I will give you a life span of twenty years." The dog said, "That's too long to
be barking. Give me ten years & I'll give you back the other ten." So God agreed.
On the second day, God created the monkey. God said, "Entertain people, do monkey tricks, make them laugh. I'll give you a twenty-year life span. The monkey said, "How boring, monkey tricks for twenty years? I don't think so. Dog gave you back ten, so that's what I'll do too, okay?" & God agreed.
On the third day, God created the cow. God said, "You must go to the field with the farmer all day long & suffer under the sun, have calves &
give milk to support the farmer. I will give you a life span of sixty years." The cow said, "That's kind of a tough life you want me to live for sixty years. Let me have twenty & I'll give back the other forty." &
God agreed again.
On the forth day, God created man. God said, "Eat, sleep, play & enjoy your life. I'll give you twenty years." Man said, "What?" Only twenty years! Tell you what -- I'll take my twenty, & the forty the cow gave back, & the ten the monkey gave back, & the ten the dog gave back -- that makes eighty, okay?" "Okay, said God, "You've got a deal."
So that is why the first twenty years we eat, sleep, play & enjoy ourselves; for the next forty years we slave in the sun to support our family; for the next ten years we do monkey tricks to entertain the grandchildren & for the last ten years we sit on the front porch & bark at everyone.
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