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42 ways to drive your parents crazy-PsYcHoTicBeAsT

  Author:  62841  Category:(Humor) Created:(9/24/2005 4:28:00 PM)
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1. Follow them around the house everywhere...

2. Moo when they say your name...

3. Run into walls...

4. Say that wearing clothes is against your religion...

5. Stand over them at four in the morning with a huge grin on your face and say, good morning sunshine...

6. Pluck someone's hair out and yell, "DNA"...

7. Wear a sticker that says, "I’m a retard"...

8. Have 20 imaginary friends that you talk to all the time...

9. In public yell, "No Mom/Dad, I will not make out with you!!"...

10. Do what they actually tell you...

11. Jump off the roof, trying to fly...

12. Hold their hand and whisper to them, I see dead people...

13. At everything they say yell, Liar...

14. Try to swim in the floor...

15. Tap on their door all night...

16.Pretend to have amnesia...

17.Say everything backwards...

18.Give yourself a swirly...

19.Run around with a lamp shade on your head yelling, "the sun!!! it's dying!!!"...

20.Sing at the top of your lungs while running around the house...in your underwear...

21.Have nervous spasms at spontaneous times...

22.Snort loudly when you laugh and then laugh harder...

23.Run in circles...

24.Recite a whole movie 3 times...

25.Pretend to beat yourself up...

26.Slither everywhere...

27.Wear your pants on your head and your shirt on your waist... tell them you're making a fashion statement...

28.Try and drink out of a glass the wrong way...

29.Super glue your finger up your nose...

30.Talk to a pen...

31.Lay face down and chant like an indian tribe...

32.Try and climb the wall...

33.Spread out on the window and buzz, pretending to be a fly...

34.Take your ice cream cone and put it one your forehead... say you're a lovely unicorn...

35.Put pegs on your nose and eyes...

36.Switch the light button on and off for a while. then say, "ooooh... I get it!!!"...

37.Eat your hair...

38.Whatever they are eating, tell them it looks like a certain animal...

39.Eat anything obviously not edible...

40.Say your pet is mocking you and chase it around the house...

41.When you shower or bathe yell, "i'm drowning!!!"...

42.Try to snorkel in your fish tank...

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Date: 9/24/2005 4:36:00 PM  From Authorid: 62887    awsomeness lol  
Date: 9/24/2005 4:44:00 PM  From Authorid: 28848    LoL...my kids actually do a few of these.  
Date: 9/24/2005 4:58:00 PM  From Authorid: 23075    I've done some of those.  
Date: 9/24/2005 5:02:00 PM  From Authorid: 60992    lmao omg these amde me laugh so hard!
  
Date: 9/24/2005 5:19:00 PM  From Authorid: 12118    I did #20 almost every day,lol. My mom thought it was hilarious, me running around in my underbritches singing random songs in my special voice. I moved last October and I know she misses it,lol  
Date: 9/24/2005 5:19:00 PM  From Authorid: 43015    LOL!! im actually gonna try most of those!! usually my parents drive me crazy! but not no moooore!!! *smiles evily* muahahahaha *runs out of post like a mad man..or woman? o.o  
Date: 9/24/2005 5:26:00 PM  From Authorid: 62999    lol!

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Date: 9/24/2005 5:31:00 PM  From Authorid: 7574    lol..I didn't need any of these to drive my parents crazy.  
Date: 9/24/2005 6:31:00 PM  From Authorid: 62220    i've done some of those. "recite a movie" comes readily to mind.  
Date: 9/24/2005 6:47:00 PM  From Authorid: 56630    LMAO! Im gonna try some of these...thanks for the ideas.  
Date: 9/24/2005 7:48:00 PM  From Authorid: 42945    aha!!! so that's why??? LOL!!!  
Date: 9/24/2005 8:19:00 PM  From Authorid: 62881    I need to block this page! If my son sees this it will give him some "BAD" ideas! LOL!  
Date: 9/24/2005 9:19:00 PM  From Authorid: 63205    Funny...these all come so naturally for my kids, lol! They have written their own book I believe *sighs*....NbN  
Date: 9/24/2005 10:18:00 PM  From Authorid: 49091    ROTFLMAO Sadly, I HAVE done most of these!! LMAO  
Date: 9/25/2005 12:27:00 AM  From Authorid: 62918    i'm so doing these. my mom's making me mad and this'll be FUN! thankx! u rock!  
Date: 9/25/2005 12:39:00 AM  From Authorid: 12709    Hahaha.. I used to do things like this to my parents sometimes.  
Date: 1/28/2006 2:33:00 PM  From Authorid: 63118    lol..i did the liar one and my mom started laughing.  
Date: 12/6/2006 4:52:00 PM  From Authorid: 51292    haha..awesome =]  

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