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funny advice on women--------Guy

  Author:  51061  Category:(Discussion) Created:(8/21/2005 8:05:00 PM)
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I'm writing a book on advice on how to pick up women. I'm doing pretty good with it, but I feel that it needs more in the chapters. So if anyone can think of some advice thats absolutly hilarious, post it here and see I can use it. Right now I'm on a chapter about professional business women... but anything is helpful.

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Date: 8/21/2005 8:17:00 PM  From Authorid: 62915    LOL wish I could help... DOn't know how offensive people may find my comments so Id rather not say. The one that springs to mind would be "When a woman says no they mean yes, unless they really mean no."  
Date: 8/21/2005 8:19:00 PM  From Authorid: 28071    best advice - always pick-up a woman with two hands. David/Fearfactor  
Date: 8/21/2005 8:23:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 51061    lol
  
Date: 8/21/2005 9:05:00 PM  From Authorid: 63191    *lol* at Fear Factor USMOM  
Date: 8/21/2005 9:38:00 PM  From Authorid: 27705    yep i agree pick her up with two hands don't want to drop her now! peace and love Regina  
Date: 8/22/2005 1:03:00 PM  From Authorid: 55967    How about a chapter on the "don'ts" like pickup lines, and list a couple of pages of stupid ones people have actually used. There are a lot of them. If not pickup lines, you can brainstorm on more "don'ts." Those can be funny with any subject.  

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